So Mr Boots' birthday is rapidly approaching. He's making me miserable because all he keeps asking for is a ginormous subwoofer and puppies. In that order.
We have no room for a ginormous subwoofer and we definitely have no room for puppies, except in our hearts (awww....)
He's a total label whore and once told me, in all seriousness, that he wanted to drape his entire body in Kenneth Cole clothing. Anwyay, he loves himself some Coach wallets, so as a surprise (because I've been telling him we're POOR!), I just ordered this for him:
and because I'm the best fiancee to ever walk the Earth, I also ordered the complete series of Fawlty Towers.
From these gifts, it would appear I'm marrying a woman, or a 75-year-old British git.
jantany26
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Mr boots is definitely going to love you.
MonkeyLuv
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I'm just hoping this distracts him from lack of puppies and subwoofers!
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for a while, you know how men are with their toys.
Jan05Bride
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I think he's gonna LUV it!
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I think he should love it. I got a Coach wallet for my brother on his 30th b-day and for DH when we were first dating. Both of them are label conscious and you had to see the stupid looks on their faces whenever they whipped their wallets the first few weeks they had them.
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I'm just hoping this distracts him from lack of puppies and subwoofers!
You should tell the pseudo British git ( - did you learn that word from me????? See how I'm broadening your horizons!!!! ) that if he fills the wallet, he can get the subwoofers!!!!
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Camilla? Is that you?
usuk2004
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Camilla? Is that you?
Do I look like I have feathers growing out of my head? Yeesh!
wc0143
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Camilla? Is that you?
Do I look like I have feathers growing out of my head? Yeesh!
I meant her!!
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Camilla? Is that you?
Do I look like I have feathers growing out of my head? Yeesh!
I meant her!!
Wait a minute, I'm Camilla???
Oh bollocks! I guess I'm the limey hag now!
wc0143
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Yeah, I read the end of your original post waaaaaay tooooooooo fast ... put it all together and thought you were describing yourself ...
gimme a break, I didn't sleep much
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From these gifts, it would appear I'm marrying a woman, or a 75-year-old British git.
As usual, you made me spit out my tea!!
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From these gifts, it would appear I'm marrying a woman, or a 75-year-old British git.
As usual, you made me spit out my tea!!
Tea!? How British of you!!!
And can I tell you how much I covet the puppy in your avatar! Soooooo cute!!
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I have been eating McD's happy meals lately to collect all the dogs and cats. Anyway, get one of these and you can give him a puppy TOO! lucky boots! puppy
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Camilla? Is that you?
Do I look like I have feathers growing out of my head? Yeesh!
I meant her!!
Wait a minute, I'm Camilla???
Oh bollocks! I guess I'm the limey hag now!
yep, you're gonna have to move over here now...there's no way you can pull off feathers in your head in America!
PS: Ever since Ann mentioned it, I've been referring to myself as a strumpet whenever Seb questions my motives ( ) He totally gets a kick out of it even though he has no idea what I'm talking about (as per usual!)
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From these gifts, it would appear I'm marrying a woman, or a 75-year-old British git.
As usual, you made me spit out my tea!!
Tea!? How British of you!!!
And can I tell you how much I covet the puppy in your avatar! Soooooo cute!!
Thank you! That's my Brodie when he was a wee pup. Now he's a 90 pound monster who just thinks he's a wee pup - he's all about being a lapdog.
Someday you will have a puppy too....or a ginormous subwoofer - whichever you prefer to pet and hold in your lap.
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PS: Ever since Ann mentioned it, I've been referring to myself as a strumpet whenever Seb questions my motives ( ) He totally gets a kick out of it even though he has no idea what I'm talking about (as per usual!)
'Farah, the limey hag strumpet dog whisperer and friend to Sammy of the Serengeti......' Sounds like the opening to 'Out of Africa'
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Lorsin, I have 90lb lapdog too! That's who Sammy is! And that's also why we can't get another dog!! One of us would have to sleep in a dresser drawer!
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Lorsin, I have 90lb lapdog too! That's who Sammy is! And that's also why we can't get another dog!! One of us would have to sleep in a dresser drawer!
LOL! I thought Sammy was Mr Boots' real name!! Now some of your other posts make a lot more sense!!
