A joke
A Story with a Moral
>
> I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for
> over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little
> thing getting to me...
>
> It was my fiance's beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law
> was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
> She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more
> than a pleasant view. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she
> was near anyone else.
>
> One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the
> wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to
> me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.
> She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got
> married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock,
> and couldn't say a word.
>
> She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
> fling, just come up and get me.'
>
> I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I
> stood there for a moment, the
>
>
> n turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the
> door, and headed straight towards my car.
>
> Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
> With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very
> happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for better
> man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.'
>
> So the moral of this story is:
>
> Always keep your condoms in your car.
>
> I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for
> over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little
> thing getting to me...
>
> It was my fiance's beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law
> was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
> She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more
> than a pleasant view. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she
> was near anyone else.
>
> One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the
> wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to
> me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.
> She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got
> married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock,
> and couldn't say a word.
>
> She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
> fling, just come up and get me.'
>
> I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I
> stood there for a moment, the
>
>
> n turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the
> door, and headed straight towards my car.
>
> Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
> With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very
> happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for better
> man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.'
>
> So the moral of this story is:
>
> Always keep your condoms in your car.
