A letter from my planner

I know she will probably want to strangle me but she made my day with this, talk about stressed out bride, boy did she help me calm down:
I told you in my email of yesterday (or the day before) that if no one
comes you are going to have a good time even if you have to dance with
me and jose throughout the night.

Tell your guests to call me if they want to bring someone. I can
guarantee you they will stop asking you. One of my clients was overwhelmed
with the phone calls and she gave me their numbers and I know my
hearing is not perfect but I heard ***** a couple of times.

Tell me who they are. This is not a 9.95 party - it is a wedding and
the fee per person is more.

What do you need assistance with?

Let's schedule a dinner 'date' but you have to promise me that we will
have no discussion about your wedding. In fact, shecky's is having an
event the week of march 12. I will send you the email. Let me know if
you are interested. I can only do march 12. I was also thinking about
getting a massage sometime before march 12. Let me know which activity
is of interest to you.
Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry

she sounds looney tunes but a comptent kind of looney tunes