a little gross but FUNNY!!
A 90-year-old man went to his doctor for his annual check-up. The doctor
asked him how he's feeling. The 90-year-old says, 'I've never felt better. I
have an 18-year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think
about that?'
The doctor considers his question for a minute and then begins, 'I have a
friend who is an avid hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was
going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella
instead of his gun. When he got to the creek, he saw a prime beaver sitting
beside the stream of water. He raised his umbrella and went, 'Bang bang' and
the beaver fell over dead.
'What do you think of that?'
The 90-year-old said, 'I'd say somebody else shot that beaver.'
The doctor replied.....'My point exactly'.
asked him how he's feeling. The 90-year-old says, 'I've never felt better. I
have an 18-year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think
about that?'
The doctor considers his question for a minute and then begins, 'I have a
friend who is an avid hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was
going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella
instead of his gun. When he got to the creek, he saw a prime beaver sitting
beside the stream of water. He raised his umbrella and went, 'Bang bang' and
the beaver fell over dead.
'What do you think of that?'
The 90-year-old said, 'I'd say somebody else shot that beaver.'
The doctor replied.....'My point exactly'.
