A much better dirty mind test

This one makes more sense to me, it doesn't ask if I fantasize about 14 years olds & my coworkers...

http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=3927541811220062172

OK... here is my test.

I did not cheat... Be afraid.. be very afraid!

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Your score indicates that your mind is on its way to true dirty status. You've passed the test, but there are some things you could work on. You appreciate dirty things and you wouldn't call your thoughts pure, but you haven't gone completely dirty. You don't have a hard time thinking dirty, but you're probably less driven to do so than someone with a true dirty mind.


My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 99% on Dirtiness

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Posted by sr081906

OK... here is my test.

I did not cheat... Be afraid.. be very afraid!

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You scored higher than 99% on Dirtiness

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OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I should have KNOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Filthy
You scored 85% Dirtiness!

Judging by your score, your mind is a wasteland of perversion and impurity. Congratulations! You are officially in possession of a dirty mind. You probably enjoy dirty jokes very much and appreciate the sexy things in life. Thinking about sex is something you do often, and you probably wonder why other people can't loosen up.

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Posted by greenfreak
your mind is a wasteland of perversion and impurity. Congratulations!

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Now THAT sounds like a NWR entrance exam

Well.. I am PG. I must have done it at least ONCE, right?

Kitty... come on.. What is your score? Fess up!

On the Verge
You scored 46% Dirtiness!
According to your score, you are on the threshold of possessing a truly dirty mind. You might enjoy a dirty joke or two once in a while, but you haven't allowed your thoughts to become that smutty. You may enjoy thinking dirty once in a while, but chances are it's not your top priority on your list of things to think about. You take it easy and probably don't offend people, and probably aren't easily offended, either. You possess a good balance of pure and impure thoughts.

I was a disappointing 78%

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Posted by kittythestray

I was a disappointing 78%

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Are you kidding me?

A Field trip is in order...

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Posted by ewickens

On the Verge
You scored 46% Dirtiness!
According to your score, you are on the threshold of possessing a truly dirty mind. You might enjoy a dirty joke or two once in a while, but you haven't allowed your thoughts to become that smutty. You may enjoy thinking dirty once in a while, but chances are it's not your top priority on your list of things to think about. You take it easy and probably don't offend people, and probably aren't easily offended, either. You possess a good balance of pure and impure thoughts.

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I will break you!!!

Filthy
You scored 86% Dirtiness!
Judging by your score, your mind is a wasteland of perversion and impurity. Congratulations! You are officially in possession of a dirty mind. You probably enjoy dirty jokes very much and appreciate the sexy things in life. Thinking about sex is something you do often, and you probably wonder why other people can't loosen up.


I blame my low score on the Sex Advice Column questions...I don't read 'em...cause I don't NEED 'em

Woo hoo!
Filthy
You scored 88% Dirtiness!
Judging by your score, your mind is a wasteland of perversion and impurity. Congratulations! You are officially in possession of a dirty mind. You probably enjoy dirty jokes very much and appreciate the sexy things in life. Thinking about sex is something you do often, and you probably wonder why other people can't loosen up.




My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 99% on Dirtiness

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Posted by sr081906

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Posted by ewickens

On the Verge
You scored 46% Dirtiness!
According to your score, you are on the threshold of possessing a truly dirty mind. You might enjoy a dirty joke or two once in a while, but you haven't allowed your thoughts to become that smutty. You may enjoy thinking dirty once in a while, but chances are it's not your top priority on your list of things to think about. You take it easy and probably don't offend people, and probably aren't easily offended, either. You possess a good balance of pure and impure thoughts.

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I will break you!!!

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You think?

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Posted by JessicaM.

Filthy
You scored 86% Dirtiness!
Judging by your score, your mind is a wasteland of perversion and impurity. Congratulations! You are officially in possession of a dirty mind. You probably enjoy dirty jokes very much and appreciate the sexy things in life. Thinking about sex is something you do often, and you probably wonder why other people can't loosen up.


I blame my low score on the Sex Advice Column questions...I don't read 'em...cause I don't NEED 'em

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SAME EXACT PERCENTAGE!

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Posted by JessicaM.

Filthy
You scored 86% Dirtiness!
Judging by your score, your mind is a wasteland of perversion and impurity. Congratulations! You are officially in possession of a dirty mind. You probably enjoy dirty jokes very much and appreciate the sexy things in life. Thinking about sex is something you do often, and you probably wonder why other people can't loosen up.


I blame my low score on the Sex Advice Column questions...I don't read 'em...cause I don't NEED 'em

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It may be- because I answered 'sometimes' to that ??, and I only got 2% dirtier results.

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Posted by Naunie

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Posted by JessicaM.

Filthy
You scored 86% Dirtiness!
Judging by your score, your mind is a wasteland of perversion and impurity. Congratulations! You are officially in possession of a dirty mind. You probably enjoy dirty jokes very much and appreciate the sexy things in life. Thinking about sex is something you do often, and you probably wonder why other people can't loosen up.


I blame my low score on the Sex Advice Column questions...I don't read 'em...cause I don't NEED 'em

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It may be- because I answered 'sometimes' to that ??, and I only got 2% dirtier results.

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if that 2% learned you a new skill...teach me

JB...I heart you!

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Posted by ewickens

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Posted by sr081906

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Posted by ewickens

On the Verge
You scored 46% Dirtiness!
According to your score, you are on the threshold of possessing a truly dirty mind. You might enjoy a dirty joke or two once in a while, but you haven't allowed your thoughts to become that smutty. You may enjoy thinking dirty once in a while, but chances are it's not your top priority on your list of things to think about. You take it easy and probably don't offend people, and probably aren't easily offended, either. You possess a good balance of pure and impure thoughts.

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I will break you!!!

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You think?

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Ask Kara if we can do a FIELD TRIP. We will just make you drink some 'sex on the beach' drinks before.

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Posted by JessicaM.
if that 2% learned you a new skill...teach me

JB...I heart you!

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Nah- I read them to see if I can answer them better.
I, too- don't need em.

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Posted by sr081906

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Posted by ewickens

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Posted by sr081906

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Posted by ewickens

On the Verge
You scored 46% Dirtiness!
According to your score, you are on the threshold of possessing a truly dirty mind. You might enjoy a dirty joke or two once in a while, but you haven't allowed your thoughts to become that smutty. You may enjoy thinking dirty once in a while, but chances are it's not your top priority on your list of things to think about. You take it easy and probably don't offend people, and probably aren't easily offended, either. You possess a good balance of pure and impure thoughts.

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I will break you!!!

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You think?

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Ask Kara if we can do a FIELD TRIP. We will just make you drink some 'sex on the beach' drinks before.

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Sounds good to me!