a thrilling humping anyone??

i owe you hump day ha ha's and thrilling thursdays... sooo how about a thrilling hump?




(i totally did)


They say a couple becomes one when they marry, and I guess this picture proves it. Or, it shows that the bride is really thirsty and the groom has a very small bladder. Either way I think it’s kind of a weird wedding photo to stage. “Hey, for this next one I think it’d be really fun to have the groom pretend to take a dump behind a gas station while the bride eats a chili dog!” I mean, right? Cool boulder, though.

















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When working in an emergency room, remember which thermometers are oral and which are rectal. The patients will appreciate it. #LFMF
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If you try to hide a fart by sitting hard in your chair, this only makes the sound like a high pitched whine and usually comes up the front into your nose. #LFMF
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Looking at your left and immediately starting to cross the street as you see no car usually makes sense, but not when the street is one-way and all the cars come from your right. #LFMF
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At the mall never scare your wife and daughters as they come out of the restroom. The other woman with two daughters that come out first tend to freak out. #LFMF
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Before you call the cops because there is an intruder in your house, make sure it's not your own reflection from the mirror you just moved into the living room. #LFMF
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No matter how many times you try to click the 'Like' button on failbook.com, it won't work. #LFMF
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TBC... (i hope)

i feel like i beat the system since today's thursday and we're getting our wednesday hahas

Those auto correct ones are awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Posted by Becca2010

Those auto correct ones are awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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i love when they get so mad and have 7 posts in a row and they all keep getting auto corrected...

(816):

I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
(913):

Nobody is perfect
(816):

I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other

(BECKI... IS THAT YOU?? LOL)

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(778):

Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
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(234):

If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
WHATS WRONG WITH THAT PERSON!? DENNYS AT ANYTIME IS AMAZING!
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(724):

Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
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(443):

yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
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(617):

I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
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(312):

You kept making up 'snapple facts' every time you opened a beer.
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(412):

I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
(1-412):

Am I supposed to find that romantic?

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(647):

Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
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(778):

We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
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(845):

the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
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(321):

We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
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Today, I was with my boyfriend outside when he suddenly let out an agonizing scream and said 'A bird! A bird is attacking me!' I ran over to him, panicked, to find him running away from a butterfly. FML
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Today, my mother was over visiting. My three year old ran out of my room chasing the cat with his toy. He smacked the cat with it, the cat scratched him, he dropped it and ran away. I was busy with the baby so I asked my mom to take the toy away. She walked back holding my pink dildo. FML
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The autocorrect ones had me laughing out loud so I had to share with the office...