A teacher asked her class, what do you want out of life?' A little girl in the back row raised her hand and said, 'All I want out of life is four little animals.' The teacher asked, 'Really and what four little animals would that be sugar?' The little girl said, 'A mink on my back, a jaguar in the garage, a tiger in the bed and of course, I'll need a jackass to pay for all of it.' The teacher fainted.
