Ahhhhh homeownership....

Soooo I just took Darwin outside and noticed (and I guess bc of all of the warm weather) that all over my yard tulips and scallion patches are sprouting up... and I don't mean on the perimeter of the property or in flower beds or a garden.... FRIGGIN EVERYWHERE. I guess the scallion grass spreads like weeds so maybe I get that but why are there random tulips all over my yard???? Like in the middle of it... so of course Darwin wants to eat them but how do I fix that??? Good lord.

I guess the previous owner really liked tulips?
I do not know how things grow.... I have no advice...

The birds might of spread the seeds by...pooping !
My mothers lawn front and some back is covered with crocus's purple yellow and white- it looks pretty though. You can always dig up the tulip bulbs and replant them elsewhere.

I love tulips!

But they might not be safe for Darwin to eat!

And this whole situation is bizarre!