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Alice has some 'splainin' to do.

Kriss2c Posted:

Alice has some 'splainin' to do.

Alice was becoming frustrated by her husband's insistence that they make love in the dark. Hoping to free him of his inhibitions, she flipped on her reading lamp one passionate night, only to find a cucumber in his hand.

'What is this,' she asked, pointing to the vegetable, 'What have you been using on me for the past five years?'

'Honey, let me explain...'

'Why, you sneaky *******!' she screamed. 'You impotent son of a...'

'Speaking of sneaky,' her husband coolly interjected, 'maybe you'd like to explain our three kids?'
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February05 Posted:

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HAHAHHAAAAAA
SweetCin704 Posted:

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OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SCHNAPP!!!!!

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hmpena Posted:

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Too funny!!!
anjerandunder Posted:

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awesome
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soontobemrsd325 Posted:

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oh my!

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