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grkbarbie Posted:

alone

in my dark office.. only light on is the comp screen(liw) while im eating dinner(fiber 1 rat doodie)


creeeepy!!.. i figured id stay here n get paid instead of sitting in traffic on my way to the mall.

JenBill61210 Posted:

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i work the 'graveyard' shift here too (not really graveyard but im the only one in the office till we close)...

btw i love your rat doodie description
Jna2010 Posted:

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that visual is hysterical! and pretty creepy... if i walked past your office and saw that i would be afraid..... very very afraid (and worried lol)
grkbarbie Posted:

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lol coworker is on vacation.. i usualy stroll out the office round 2.. but i was just effing myself with my paycheck lol.. i decided to work 40 hrs form now on..maybe some overtime,too

esp when i loveeeee my job.
Jna2010 Posted:

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A co-worker sent me this today, fits in perfectly! lol When you have an 'I Hate My Job day'

[Even if you're retired, you sometimes have those days]
Try this out:

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson

Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.

Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.

Now the fun part begins .

Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully . You will notice that in small print there is a statement:

' Every Rectal Thermometer made by J ohnson &Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized . '

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, 'I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson .'


jayepyt Posted:

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Posted by Jna2010

A co-worker sent me this today, fits in perfectly! lol When you have an 'I Hate My Job day'

[Even if you're retired, you sometimes have those days]
Try this out:

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson

Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.

Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.

Now the fun part begins .

Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully . You will notice that in small print there is a statement:

' Every Rectal Thermometer made by J ohnson &Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized . '

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, 'I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson .'



SummerBride10 Posted:

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Posted by Jna2010

A co-worker sent me this today, fits in perfectly! lol When you have an 'I Hate My Job day'

[Even if you're retired, you sometimes have those days]
Try this out:

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson

Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.

Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.

Now the fun part begins .

Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully . You will notice that in small print there is a statement:

' Every Rectal Thermometer made by J ohnson &Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized . '

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, 'I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson .'







thats hysterical!
Alexandra17 Posted:

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Posted by jayepyt


Posted by Jna2010

A co-worker sent me this today, fits in perfectly! lol When you have an 'I Hate My Job day'

[Even if you're retired, you sometimes have those days]
Try this out:

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson

Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.

Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.

Now the fun part begins .

Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully . You will notice that in small print there is a statement:

' Every Rectal Thermometer made by J ohnson &Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized . '

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, 'I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson .'






I just laughed so loud it echoed
Future Mrs H Posted:

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Posted by Alexandra17


Posted by jayepyt


Posted by Jna2010

A co-worker sent me this today, fits in perfectly! lol When you have an 'I Hate My Job day'

[Even if you're retired, you sometimes have those days]
Try this out:

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson

Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.

Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.

Now the fun part begins .

Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully . You will notice that in small print there is a statement:

' Every Rectal Thermometer made by J ohnson &Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized . '

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, 'I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson .'






I just laughed so loud it echoed


Too funny!
SummerGroom10 Posted:

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That is hilarious.....
RitasEngaged Posted:

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I would be so scared ....
grrulz Posted:

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creepy lol

kimmaymb20 Posted:

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thats funny
GonnaBeeMrsG Posted:

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AdriandSteve Posted:

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Posted by Jna2010

A co-worker sent me this today, fits in perfectly! lol When you have an 'I Hate My Job day'

[Even if you're retired, you sometimes have those days]
Try this out:

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson

Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.

Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.

Now the fun part begins .

Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully . You will notice that in small print there is a statement:

' Every Rectal Thermometer made by J ohnson &Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized . '

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, 'I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson .'





EEEW!!! HAHAHAHAHA
grkbarbie Posted:

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lmaoooooooo hefkdskjghfdkjgfdhkgjfdhgjdhfkghfdkjhgkfdhgkfdhgkjfdhghfdgkfdhj


wow
jo i
efffin

love
you!


RitasEngaged Posted:

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hey barbs did you actually go buy the thermometer?

i know you actually probably put it up the but though. I know how you greeks operate
grkbarbie Posted:

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yet youre the 1 always craving fudge... go figure




RitasEngaged Posted:

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Posted by grkbarbie

yet youre the 1 always craving fudge... go figure







uuummmm thats gloria.....
grrulz Posted:

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Posted by RitasEngaged


Posted by grkbarbie

yet youre the 1 always craving fudge... go figure







uuummmm thats gloria.....





NOT THAT KIND OF FUDGE LOL I ONLY LIKE APPLEBEE'S FUDGE

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