An old email but funny! Imagine doing this?
15 things to do at Wal-Mart while the person you're with is taking her/his sweet --- time:
>
> 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's carts when
> they aren't looking.
>
> 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
>
> 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
>
> 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3'
> in Housewares . . . and see what happens.
>
> 5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
>
> 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
>
> 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll
> invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
>
> 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 'Why
> can't you people just leave me alone?'
>
> 9. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your
> nose.
>
> 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he
> knows where the anti-depressants are.
>
> 11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme
> from 'Mission Impossible.'
>
> 12. In the auto department, practice your 'Madonna look' using different
> size funnels.
>
> 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say 'PICK
> ME! PICK ME!'
>
> 14. When an announcement! comes over the loud speaker, assume the
> fetal position and scream 'NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!'
>
> And last but not least:
>
> 15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while and then yell
> loudly 'There's no toilet paper in here!'
>
>
> 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's carts when
> they aren't looking.
>
> 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
>
> 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
>
> 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3'
> in Housewares . . . and see what happens.
>
> 5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
>
> 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
>
> 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll
> invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
>
> 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 'Why
> can't you people just leave me alone?'
>
> 9. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your
> nose.
>
> 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he
> knows where the anti-depressants are.
>
> 11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme
> from 'Mission Impossible.'
>
> 12. In the auto department, practice your 'Madonna look' using different
> size funnels.
>
> 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say 'PICK
> ME! PICK ME!'
>
> 14. When an announcement! comes over the loud speaker, assume the
> fetal position and scream 'NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!'
>
> And last but not least:
>
> 15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while and then yell
> loudly 'There's no toilet paper in here!'
>
