....and he better not come home smelling like...

broken dreams and daddy issues!



Tonight is part one of FH's bachelor party. I don't really care that they're going to see 3/4ths naked women...I just told him I don't want his hands or his face between ANYTHING! He better come home and immediately take off his shamed clothing and shower before climbing in bed with me! He said he'll keep a bottle of antibacterial gel in his pocket all night

Sounds fair to me!

This sounds exactly like what I would say

Tonight is part one of my FH's bach party as well....he is sleeping over and I don't see him till Sunday.

I didn't think for mine to remove shamed clothing, but you just gave me the idea.

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Posted by saralee1978

Tonight is part one of my FH's bach party as well....he is sleeping over and I don't see him till Sunday.

I didn't think for mine to remove shamed clothing, but you just gave me the idea.

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Hahaha! You're better than me. He better bring his drunken behind home lol! Yeah...I'm making him wear his 'play clothes' lol...I don't want anyone gyrating on his good clothes

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Posted by IheartDanger1023

broken dreams and daddy issues!



Tonight is part one of FH's bachelor party. I don't really care that they're going to see 3/4ths naked women...I just told him I don't want his hands or his face between ANYTHING! He better come home and immediately take off his shamed clothing and shower before climbing in bed with me! He said he'll keep a bottle of antibacterial gel in his pocket all night

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Welllll, my DH got taken to a completely naked, bottomless strip club in AC for his BP At least these girls will have 3/4 of their clothes on lol

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Posted by MongieToBe






Welllll, my DH got taken to a completely naked, bottomless strip club in AC for his BP At least these girls will have 3/4 of their clothes on lol

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Well, I didn't really ask...I'm assuming she will at least have a quarter of her clothing on...oh crap...now you got me worried about bare asses and crotches all over the place



His life would be sooooo miserable if I was really half as jealous as I like to pretend I am

FH ain't having a bachelor party.

SUCKA.

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Posted by flibbertigibbet

FH ain't having a bachelor party.

SUCKA.

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Teach me your ways oh Jedi master!



He just left...I guess I'll take a bath, curl up with Gaby (fat cat) and watch a movie. Or better yet, go on youtube and finish choosing processional and reception entrance songs...yeah, I know I'm a week away. Don't judge me.

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Posted by IheartDanger1023

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Posted by flibbertigibbet

FH ain't having a bachelor party.

SUCKA.

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Teach me your ways oh Jedi master!



He just left...I guess I'll take a bath, curl up with Gaby (fat cat) and watch a movie. Or better yet, go on youtube and finish choosing processional and reception entrance songs...yeah, I know I'm a week away. Don't judge me.

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Have you seriously not picked your songs??

Teach me your ways oh Jedi master!



He just left...I guess I'll take a bath, curl up with Gaby (fat cat) and watch a movie. Or better yet, go on youtube and finish choosing processional and reception entrance songs...yeah, I know I'm a week away. Don't judge me.

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Have you seriously not picked your songs??

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hahaha! didn't I just say don't judge me?? 'Seriously' sounds a little judgmental to me

Yeah...it's a problem. Luckily my MC didn't call me back to ask for the playlist. I'm indecisive...BUT I do have what I'm coming down to, what my father and I are dancing to, and our first dance. So I'm not a total failure lol

Update: FH came home around 5am, smelling nothing of broken dreams and daddy issues!

Now to find his shame jeans. Maybe I can pick them off the floor with the laundry bag like I was picking up dog poop in a plastic bag. You know the inside out bag routine! Lord know how many crotches gyrated on them!

Thanks for entertaining my nonsense ladies! xoxoxo