Romanian mistakenly cuts off penis, dog eats it 04 Oct 2004 13:52:15 GMT
Source: Reuters
BUCHAREST, Oct 4 (Reuters) - A elderly Romanian man mistook his penis for a chicken's neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state Rompres news agency said on Monday.
It said 67 year-old Constantin Mocanu, from a village near the southeastern town of Galati, rushed out into his yard in his underwear to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night.
'I confused it with the chicken's neck,' Mocanu, who was admitted to the emergency hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying. 'I cut it ... and the dog rushed and ate it.'
Doctors said the man, who was brought in by an ambulance bleeding heavily, was now out of danger.
Littletowers21
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Oh my. How do you mistake a penis for a chickens neck.
Jan05Bride
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How do these people make it though life???
FLaCaTaCa
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I saw this!!! In the Metro paper. That free paper that the people stalk you to grab!!!
I laughed the whole way on the Shuttle this morning!!!
divabride
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Just another bone for the dog!!
Bebalina
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I;m sorry but I can't help but hope he wasn't a married man...she must be one PO'd wife! lol
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LadyPrincess
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if i said sorry - i would be lying
this one take the cake
hbradio
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Just another bone for the dog!!
Donna&Joe708
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Oh my God!
ddb336
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lolita4life
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i cant even think of a comment for this! At least Mr. Bobbet is no longer alone.
shelbs
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Thank you for the laugh! THat is hysterical!
treilly13
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OMG! That poor old man
Bunnymonkey
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i feel so bad for him! He probably did not have his glasses on...
Oh My goodness! How can you possibly mistake a penis for a chicken's neck? and if that's the case (sorry) what is a chicken's neck doing between your legs in the first place???????
May05Bride
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All I wanna know is... how big was it that he mistook it for a chickens neck, stretched it, and cut it????
What a loss!
DebMaher
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I am guessing if he was elderly he might have been slightly Alzheimerish. Poor fellow.
