Another (Easier) Poll:

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Posted by JessicaM.

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Posted by M&S Sept12006

I voted for other...Im a farter lately

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you are single-handedly killing my desire to conceive

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Im sorry...but if I knew what I know now... j/k but I am suffering from some awful constipation, indigestion, heartburn, the inability to enjoy sex bc I feel like Im filled with air and so on I could go...

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Posted by superkat

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Posted by JessicaM.

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Posted by M&S Sept12006

I voted for other...Im a farter lately

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you are single-handedly killing my desire to conceive

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I agree. LOL Farting and sex are not a good mix. Like old men and banana hammocks. It just doesn't work.

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What about QUAFS???? We all get those!

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Posted by JessicaM.

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Posted by M&S Sept12006

I voted for other...Im a farter lately

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you are single-handedly killing my desire to conceive

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For Rizeal Slovak!!!

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Posted by M&S Sept12006

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Posted by superkat

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Posted by JessicaM.

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Posted by M&S Sept12006

I voted for other...Im a farter lately

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you are single-handedly killing my desire to conceive

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I agree. LOL Farting and sex are not a good mix. Like old men and banana hammocks. It just doesn't work.

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What about QUAFS???? We all get those!

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OMFG! what the hell is a QUAF...some kind of super preggo QUIFE?

you are killing me these last few days slovak...

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Posted by M&S Sept12006

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Posted by superkat

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Posted by JessicaM.

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Posted by M&S Sept12006

I voted for other...Im a farter lately

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you are single-handedly killing my desire to conceive

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I agree. LOL Farting and sex are not a good mix. Like old men and banana hammocks. It just doesn't work.

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What about QUAFS???? We all get those!

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I have NO idea what you are talking about.

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Posted by JessicaM.

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Posted by M&S Sept12006

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Posted by superkat

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Posted by JessicaM.

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Posted by M&S Sept12006

I voted for other...Im a farter lately

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you are single-handedly killing my desire to conceive

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I agree. LOL Farting and sex are not a good mix. Like old men and banana hammocks. It just doesn't work.

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What about QUAFS???? We all get those!

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OMFG! what the hell is a QUAF...some kind of super preggo QUIFE?

you are killing me these last few days slovak...

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You should be very familiar with a 'QUAF'...which is a vaginal fart...usually experienced after a certain sexual position...jeesh I gotta teach you EVERYTHING!

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Posted by M&S Sept12006

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Posted by JessicaM.

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Posted by M&S Sept12006

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Posted by superkat

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Posted by JessicaM.

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Posted by M&S Sept12006

I voted for other...Im a farter lately

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you are single-handedly killing my desire to conceive

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I agree. LOL Farting and sex are not a good mix. Like old men and banana hammocks. It just doesn't work.

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What about QUAFS???? We all get those!

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OMFG! what the hell is a QUAF...some kind of super preggo QUIFE?

you are killing me these last few days slovak...

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You should be very familiar with a 'QUAF'...which is a vaginal fart...usually experience after a certain sexual position...jeesh I gotta teach you EVERYTHING!

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it's QUIFE sunshine...though according to UD, quaf is the plural form....Mike must be getting bizrock up in there!

I think it is called a queef. I just googled it and the description is hysterical.

Vaginal flatulence (flatus vaginalis in Latin) is an emission, or expulsion of air from the vagina, often during or after sexual intercourse or (less often) cunnilingus or anal sex. The sound is somewhat comparable to flatulence from the anus, but does not involve waste gasses, and thus has no associated odor.

There are a number of common techniques for minimizing occurance of vaginal flatulence: for vaginal intercourse, the outward pushing Kegel exercise can have some effect, as well as avoidance of sexual positions where the woman raises her hips and thighs (such as when raising the legs over the head, which helps to form a tight seal during the inward strokes.) Artificial lubrication may also help to reduce incidents.

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Posted by JessicaM.

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Posted by M&S Sept12006

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Posted by JessicaM.

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Posted by M&S Sept12006

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Posted by superkat

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Posted by JessicaM.

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Posted by M&S Sept12006

I voted for other...Im a farter lately

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you are single-handedly killing my desire to conceive

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I agree. LOL Farting and sex are not a good mix. Like old men and banana hammocks. It just doesn't work.

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What about QUAFS???? We all get those!

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OMFG! what the hell is a QUAF...some kind of super preggo QUIFE?

you are killing me these last few days slovak...

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You should be very familiar with a 'QUAF'...which is a vaginal fart...usually experience after a certain sexual position...jeesh I gotta teach you EVERYTHING!

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it's QUIFE sunshine...though according to UD, quaf is the plural form....Mike must be getting bizrock up in there!

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Oh excuse me QUIFE...and you HAD to look it up too!

And yes...I do miss my bizrock days

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Posted by M&S Sept12006

Im off now to b1tch and moan about gasses to the pregnancy board...they understand...wait 'till I see one of you HOWS there complaining about not being able to poop for days...just wait!!!!!!! PEACE!!!!!!

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Sylvia...this is the most genius post ever created...in fact, I am going to quote it over and over again

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Posted by M&S Sept12006

Im off now to b1tch and moan about gasses to the pregnancy board...they understand...!!

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Posted by M&S Sept12006

Im off now to b1tch and moan about gasses to the pregnancy board...they understand...!!

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Posted by M&S Sept12006

Im off now to b1tch and moan about gasses to the pregnancy board...they understand...!!

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Posted by M&S Sept12006

Im off now to b1tch and moan about gasses to the pregnancy board...they understand...!!

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