Another joke
I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend the other day. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic nights we used to enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that old 'magic'.
'Wow!' I said. 'I don't know if I could keep pace with you now. I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me.'
She just giggled and said she was sure I'd 'rise' to the challenge.
'Yeah' I said. 'Just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistline that's a few inches wider these days!'
She laughed and told me to stop being so silly. She teased me saying that tubby bald men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great lover. Anyway, she giggled and said, 'I've put on a few pounds myself!'
So I told her to fukk off.
'Wow!' I said. 'I don't know if I could keep pace with you now. I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me.'
She just giggled and said she was sure I'd 'rise' to the challenge.
'Yeah' I said. 'Just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistline that's a few inches wider these days!'
She laughed and told me to stop being so silly. She teased me saying that tubby bald men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great lover. Anyway, she giggled and said, 'I've put on a few pounds myself!'
So I told her to fukk off.
