Another Joke to make you chuckle!
Husbands Don't Think Before They Speak
Dan and his wife were working in their garden one day when Dan looks over at his wife and says: 'You're butt is getting really big, I mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbeque.' With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom.
'Yes, I was right. Your butt is two inches wider than the barbeque!!!'
The wife chose to ignore her husband.
Later that night in bed, Dan is feeling a little frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off. 'What's wrong?' he asks.
She answers: 'Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-@ss grill for one little weenie?'
Dan and his wife were working in their garden one day when Dan looks over at his wife and says: 'You're butt is getting really big, I mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbeque.' With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom.
'Yes, I was right. Your butt is two inches wider than the barbeque!!!'
The wife chose to ignore her husband.
Later that night in bed, Dan is feeling a little frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off. 'What's wrong?' he asks.
She answers: 'Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-@ss grill for one little weenie?'
