Another spinoff-Anyone have any '#2' stories??
I do and its hilarious. at least I think it is lol
A few months ago I had went into the city with my mom, my aunts and my cousins who were in from Cali. We had dinner at Carmines and it was just yummy. I am a LOVER of cheese. So i put it on everything. Not to mention everything we ordered, had cheese on it already. Apparently (didnt know it at the time) my body decided to make me Lactose Intolerant (which I am now and i hate the fact I have to avoid dairy b/c it makes me deathly ill) Anyway...So we're done eating and we're outside waiting for my dad to pick us up (he was already in the city) so he gets there, I get in the back seat. The moment I shut the door my stomach started gurggling and making funny noises and I was getting stabbing pains that were soo bad. So i was like OMG I'm not going to make it home!! So my dad is like well you're going to have to wait cause i'm not stopping now. So we're around the corner and I was like no seriously pull over somewhere. So i'm now laying in the back seat of my parents car, sweating and ready to pass out from the pain. So my mom is like 'Awwww honey I feel so bad, just sh*t yourself and we'll throw out your clothes!' I was like WHAT??! Eww no...my dad starts SCREAMING at me 'if you even think of shitting in my backseat I will rub your ******** face in it!!' so now im laughing and trying not to crap my pants, so he stopped at a light and I jumped out and ran into starbucks and ran into the bathroom...I came back out and everyone was staring at me, cause i literally ran in there DYING and came out like nothing happened hahahahahah
A few months ago I had went into the city with my mom, my aunts and my cousins who were in from Cali. We had dinner at Carmines and it was just yummy. I am a LOVER of cheese. So i put it on everything. Not to mention everything we ordered, had cheese on it already. Apparently (didnt know it at the time) my body decided to make me Lactose Intolerant (which I am now and i hate the fact I have to avoid dairy b/c it makes me deathly ill) Anyway...So we're done eating and we're outside waiting for my dad to pick us up (he was already in the city) so he gets there, I get in the back seat. The moment I shut the door my stomach started gurggling and making funny noises and I was getting stabbing pains that were soo bad. So i was like OMG I'm not going to make it home!! So my dad is like well you're going to have to wait cause i'm not stopping now. So we're around the corner and I was like no seriously pull over somewhere. So i'm now laying in the back seat of my parents car, sweating and ready to pass out from the pain. So my mom is like 'Awwww honey I feel so bad, just sh*t yourself and we'll throw out your clothes!' I was like WHAT??! Eww no...my dad starts SCREAMING at me 'if you even think of shitting in my backseat I will rub your ******** face in it!!' so now im laughing and trying not to crap my pants, so he stopped at a light and I jumped out and ran into starbucks and ran into the bathroom...I came back out and everyone was staring at me, cause i literally ran in there DYING and came out like nothing happened hahahahahah
