Anyone have any funny emails to send someone, preferrable naughty ones

No one has any naughty emails, they can email me at [email protected]

No one has anything? Bunch of virgins

My supplier is on vacation

sorry i got nothing...my supplier as well is on vaca....he stinks!!! But after the new year I should have something

Sorry, haven't heard any new ones from Dad lately. Yeah, my Dad's my perverse email supplier...what of it?

Sorry if you've seen this already, but it makes me chuckle....

A blonde heard that milk baths make you beautiful so she left a note for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk.

When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons, so he knocked on the door to clarify her request.

The blonde came to the door and the milkman said: 'I found your note to leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean 15 gallons or 1.5 gallons?'
The blonde said, 'I want 15 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub with milk and take a milk bath.'

The milkman asked, 'You want it pasteurized?' The blonde said, 'No, just up to my n*pples.

LOL an oldie but a goodie..

that definatly makes me chuckle