Anyone need an excuse NOT to work...here ya go!
Ever need an excuse to get out of doing things?
I'd love to, but ...
having fun gives me prickly heat.
I changed the lock on my door; now I can't get out.
I did my own thing, and now I've got to undo it.
I don't want to leave my 0zone.
I feel a song coming on.
I have left my body in my other clothes.
I have some hard words to look up in the dictionary.
I have to answer all of my 'occupant' letters.
I have to be on the next train to Bermuda.
I have to bleach my hare.
I have to check freshness dates on my diary products.
I have to draw 'Cubby' for an art scholarship.
I have to floss my cat.
I have to fluff my shower cap.
I have to fulfill my destiny.
I have to go to court for kitty littering.
I have to jog my memory.
I have to knit dust bunnies for a charity bazaar.
I have to rotate my crops.
I have to sit up with a sick ant.
I have to stay home and see if I snore.
I have to study for a blood test.
I have to thaw some karate chops for dinner.
I have too much guilt.
I made an appointment with a cuticle specialist.
I never go out on days that end in 'Y'.
I prefer to remain an enigma.
I promised to help a friend fold road maps.
I think you want the other Lump.
I want to spend more time with my blender.
I'll be looking for a parking space for December.
I'm attending a perfume convention as guest sniffer.
I'm attending the opening of my garage door.
I'm being deported.
I'm building a pig from a kit.
I'm converting my calendar from Julian to Gregorian.
I'm doing door-to-door collecting for belly button lint.
I'm enrolled in aerobic scream therapy.
I'm getting my overalls overhauled.
I'm giving nuisance lessons at a convenience store.
I'm going through cherry cheesecake withdraw.
I'm going to be old someday soon.
I'm going to count the bristled in my toothbrush.
I'm having all my plants neutered.
I'm having my baby shoes bronzed.
I'm in training to be a household pest.
I'm observing National Apathy Week.
I'm planning to go downtown to try on gloves.
I'm sandblasting my neighbor's oven.
I'm seeing how long I can go without saying yes.
I'm taking punk totem pole carving.
I'm teaching my ferret to yodel.
I'm too old for that stuff.
I'm too young for that stuff.
I'm touring China with a wok band.
I'm trying to be less popular.
I'm trying to cut down.
I'm uncomfortable when I'm alone or with others.
I'm up to my elbows in waxy buildup.
I'm waiting to see if I'm already a winner.
I'm working on my cottage cheese sculpture.
I'm worried about my left foot.
I'm writing a love letter to Al Gore.
I'm writing a sex note to Richard Simmons.
I've been scheduled for a karma transplant.
I've dedicated my life to linguini.
I've got a Friends of Rutabaga meeting.
it's my parakeet's bowling night.
it's too close to the turn or the century.
my bathroom tiles need grouting.
my crayons all melted together.
my favorite commercial is on TV.
my mother would never let me hear the end of it.
my palm reader advised against it.
my patent is pending.
my plot to take over the world is thickening.
my subconscious says no way.
my uncle escaped again.
my ex-wife would never let me hear the end of it.
my yucca plant is feeling yucky.
none of my socks match.
the last time I went, I never came back.
the man on television told me to stay tuned.
the President said he might drop in.
there are world issues that need worrying about.
there's a disturbance in the Force.
you know how we psychos behave in igloos.
I'm overdrawn at the blood bank.
I never say yes.
I'd love to, but ...
having fun gives me prickly heat.
I changed the lock on my door; now I can't get out.
I did my own thing, and now I've got to undo it.
I don't want to leave my 0zone.
I feel a song coming on.
I have left my body in my other clothes.
I have some hard words to look up in the dictionary.
I have to answer all of my 'occupant' letters.
I have to be on the next train to Bermuda.
I have to bleach my hare.
I have to check freshness dates on my diary products.
I have to draw 'Cubby' for an art scholarship.
I have to floss my cat.
I have to fluff my shower cap.
I have to fulfill my destiny.
I have to go to court for kitty littering.
I have to jog my memory.
I have to knit dust bunnies for a charity bazaar.
I have to rotate my crops.
I have to sit up with a sick ant.
I have to stay home and see if I snore.
I have to study for a blood test.
I have to thaw some karate chops for dinner.
I have too much guilt.
I made an appointment with a cuticle specialist.
I never go out on days that end in 'Y'.
I prefer to remain an enigma.
I promised to help a friend fold road maps.
I think you want the other Lump.
I want to spend more time with my blender.
I'll be looking for a parking space for December.
I'm attending a perfume convention as guest sniffer.
I'm attending the opening of my garage door.
I'm being deported.
I'm building a pig from a kit.
I'm converting my calendar from Julian to Gregorian.
I'm doing door-to-door collecting for belly button lint.
I'm enrolled in aerobic scream therapy.
I'm getting my overalls overhauled.
I'm giving nuisance lessons at a convenience store.
I'm going through cherry cheesecake withdraw.
I'm going to be old someday soon.
I'm going to count the bristled in my toothbrush.
I'm having all my plants neutered.
I'm having my baby shoes bronzed.
I'm in training to be a household pest.
I'm observing National Apathy Week.
I'm planning to go downtown to try on gloves.
I'm sandblasting my neighbor's oven.
I'm seeing how long I can go without saying yes.
I'm taking punk totem pole carving.
I'm teaching my ferret to yodel.
I'm too old for that stuff.
I'm too young for that stuff.
I'm touring China with a wok band.
I'm trying to be less popular.
I'm trying to cut down.
I'm uncomfortable when I'm alone or with others.
I'm up to my elbows in waxy buildup.
I'm waiting to see if I'm already a winner.
I'm working on my cottage cheese sculpture.
I'm worried about my left foot.
I'm writing a love letter to Al Gore.
I'm writing a sex note to Richard Simmons.
I've been scheduled for a karma transplant.
I've dedicated my life to linguini.
I've got a Friends of Rutabaga meeting.
it's my parakeet's bowling night.
it's too close to the turn or the century.
my bathroom tiles need grouting.
my crayons all melted together.
my favorite commercial is on TV.
my mother would never let me hear the end of it.
my palm reader advised against it.
my patent is pending.
my plot to take over the world is thickening.
my subconscious says no way.
my uncle escaped again.
my ex-wife would never let me hear the end of it.
my yucca plant is feeling yucky.
none of my socks match.
the last time I went, I never came back.
the man on television told me to stay tuned.
the President said he might drop in.
there are world issues that need worrying about.
there's a disturbance in the Force.
you know how we psychos behave in igloos.
I'm overdrawn at the blood bank.
I never say yes.
