I'm definitely a Maxine!!!
Are you a Martha or Maxine?
*Martha's Way*
Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips.
*Maxine's Way *
Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete's sake!
You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it,
anyway!
*Martha's way*
To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the
potatoes.
*Maxine's way*
Buy Hungry Jack mashed potato mix , keep it in the pantry for up to a
year.
*Martha's way*
When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of the
dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside
of the cake.
*Maxine's way*
Go to the bakery! They'll even decorate it for you.
*Martha's way*
If you accidentally oversalt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a
peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an instant
'fix-me-up.'
*Maxine's way*
If you oversalt a dish while you are cooking, that's too bad. Please
recite with me the real woman's motto: 'I made it and you will eat it
and I don't care how bad it tastes!'
*Matha's way*
Wrap celery in aluminum foil when putting in the refrigerator and it
will keep for weeks.
Maxine's way*
Celery? Never heard of it!
*Martha's way*
Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to yield a
beautiful glossy finish.
*Maxine's way*
The Mrs. Smith frozen pie directions do not include brushing egg whites
over the crust so I don't.
*Martha's way*
Cure for headaches: take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your
forehead. The throbbing will go away. !
*Maxine's way*
Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink!
*Martha's way*
If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dishwashing gloves.
They give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars easy.
*Maxine's way*
Go ask that very cute neighbor if he can open it for you.
*Martha's way*
Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for
future use in casseroles and sauces.
*Maxine's way*
Leftover wine???????????
HELLO !!!!!!!
I hope you got a chuckly out of this!!!
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