Are you ready...

...for American Idol tonight? My cable went out earlier today but it's BACK!

Tonight's contenders... those bratty twins from the Bronx, the girl with the super-short hair and combat boots look, the Rose Bowl dude, and some other folks I can't remember at all.

Who will shine? Who will suck?

I'm off to get the much needed alcoholic refreshments for tonight's TV viewing...