Aside from visiting our friend Farah, here's one reason NOT to go to the UK (WARNING TMI!)

Original post by FeliciaDA

Jan 12, 2005 10:42 AM

FeliciaDA Posted: Jan 12, 2005 11:00 AM

Re: Aside from visiting our friend Farah, here's one reason NOT to go to the UK (WARNING TMI!)

Posted by shorty the pumpkin

Posted by MonkeyLuv

Posted by shorty the pumpkin

[which was later handed to him by a friend with the words: 'That's yours.']

hahahha thats my favorite part. This CAN'T be true --- am I the only one that finds this a little funny?

Shorty I am so with you on that!!

OK, to the outside world, I must look like the unibomber over here - hunched over the computer, giggling madly, with a scarf over my head/ears and gloves on --- it's so friggen COLD in here!!!

ETA: Felicia, where the he!l did you find this? and HOW?!?

OMG Shorty the visual of you as 'unibomber' just made me laugh out loud...

I heard it this morning on PLJ, which I normally do NOT listen to. And before they even read the story they were like 'WARNING, get the small children away from the radio, etc' to which, of course, I turned the radio up!

So I came in and searched for the story online to share with the fine folks of LIWs

wc0143 Posted: Jan 12, 2005 11:00 AM

Re: Aside from visiting our friend Farah, here's one reason NOT to go to the UK (WARNING TMI!)

Posted by usuk2004

Posted by MonkeyLuv

the further into that article I read, the better it got! Someone handed it to him and said 'that's yours'! She tried to hide it in her mouth!!!!!

Funny, Liz, that's the same exact point I found hilarious too! In her mouth!!!!!! OMG!! That is one sick chick!!!

Oh, and that was all up in Birmingham...we're fairly normal here in the south where you can buy various toys to satisfy yourself if you've been refused elsewhere

So are you all trying to say there has NEVER been one in YOUR mouth?

usuk2004 Posted: Jan 12, 2005 11:01 AM

Re: Aside from visiting our friend Farah, here's one reason NOT to go to the UK (WARNING TMI!)

Posted by wc0143

I'd like to know HOW Danny McDonagh knew it was his!!!!

I'd like to know HOW Danny McDonagh knew WHAT IT WAS!!!??? !!!

Seriously, imagine you're walking along having been awakened by some skirmish, you look down and say Oh, look a testicle!

We're talking testicle here, folks, not entire scrotum...would not be easily recognizable for me!!!

FeliciaDA Posted: Jan 12, 2005 11:02 AM

Re: Aside from visiting our friend Farah, here's one reason NOT to go to the UK (WARNING TMI!)

Posted by wc0143

So are you all trying to say there has NEVER been one in YOUR mouth?

Well back in the 80s.............. I dont know, its all a blur

MonkeyLuv Posted: Jan 12, 2005 11:04 AM

Re: Aside from visiting our friend Farah, here's one reason NOT to go to the UK (WARNING TMI!)

Posted by wc0143

So are you all trying to say there has NEVER been one in YOUR mouth?

Well, no, but I wasn't trying to hide it for sobbing out loud!

usuk2004 Posted: Jan 12, 2005 11:05 AM

Re: Aside from visiting our friend Farah, here's one reason NOT to go to the UK (WARNING TMI!)

Posted by MonkeyLuv

Posted by wc0143

So are you all trying to say there has NEVER been one in YOUR mouth?

Well, no, but I wasn't trying to hide it for sobbing out loud!

Only when it's had a BODY on the other end of it!!!!!

Shorty McBride Posted: Jan 12, 2005 11:12 AM

Re: Aside from visiting our friend Farah, here's one reason NOT to go to the UK (WARNING TMI!)

OMG.

I can't stop laughing. It's not THAT FUNNY, but this article is KILLING ME!!!

BMD'sPeanut Posted: Jan 12, 2005 11:14 AM

Re: Aside from visiting our friend Farah, here's one reason NOT to go to the UK (WARNING TMI!)

Posted by wc0143

Why does everyone think it's impossible???

I mean, have any one of you tried it?????

Actually, yes.

FeliciaDA Posted: Jan 12, 2005 11:21 AM

Re: Aside from visiting our friend Farah, here's one reason NOT to go to the UK (WARNING TMI!)

Posted by shorty the pumpkin

OMG.

I can't stop laughing. It's not THAT FUNNY, but this article is KILLING ME!!!

Yes indeed .. the story itself is seriously disgusting, but the article (as its written) is quite comical

Karacg Posted: Jan 12, 2005 11:47 AM

Re: Aside from visiting our friend Farah, here's one reason NOT to go to the UK (WARNING TMI!)

OMG that is so sick.....well I guess the friend Danny knew it was Mr. Jones' because...well, c'mon....how many people lose a testicle at a party??? '
'Gee must belong to the guy with the bleeding crotch!!!!!!!!!!' <---- no Rocket Science needed there!!

wc0143 Posted: Jan 12, 2005 11:48 AM

Re: Aside from visiting our friend Farah, here's one reason NOT to go to the UK (WARNING TMI!)

Posted by Karacg

OMG that is so sick.....well I guess the friend Danny knew it was Mr. Jones' becasue...well, c'mon....how many people lose a testicle at a party??? Gee must belong to the guy with the bleeding crotch!!!!!!!!!!