ATTENTION, ATTENTION CHIEF

Chief, I think a refresher's course is in order for Dances, she's forgotten her buckets clan pledge. I will post the rules here for her to see again. Pay special attention to #1, #10 & #11

Chief has decided with clan so large...clan needs some guidelines...

Bucket Clan Rules

1. No negativity to each other or one's self. True buckets embrace only the positive!

2. No slandering other buckets...we are a family..and happy and content clan!

3. Support other clan members..in good times and in sorrowful times.

4. Share your wisdom. By doing this, you are spreading the wealth of your knowledge.

5. Embrace the earth. For it is the earth that gives us life...

6. Enjoy your days. Even though some days might not live up to your expectations, each new day is a gift. Cherish those gifts.

7. Keep an open mind. Those with closed minds have closed eyes as well...you might miss something wonderful!

8. At all clan meetings, make sure you greet each member...pay special attention to Dances with Buckets and Inspired Bucket-for it is Dances with Buckets who will protect you in event of a battle and it is Inspired who shall heal you! :)

9. Never run with scissors. No good can come of that.

10. All buckets must represent our standards at all times, whether with clan or on one's own

and finally....

11. Love your fellow bucket sisters!

Suzanne for you

What is that???

JEN!! I need a HUNDRED of those after a call with INSPIRED!!! LOL

INSPIRED, MAybe you are forgetting MAJOR CLAN RULE im SECOND in command and one day MAYBE HEAD OF CLAN...

Dances you need to quit already if you ask me If you become clan chief I quit clan right away, I could never serve under anyone so violent

Hmmmm...this is a very compelling and interesting argument. Chief thinks it's necessary to have a clan protector because in the event of an emergency, it si good to be prepared. Chief does not like extreme violent tactics though unless absolutely, last resort necessary.
-Chief Sitting Bucket

Jen, you might get demerits for posting those, the clan is trying to assist Dances with her habit not encourage it

DANCES WITH BUCKETS!!!
You are out of line!!! Chief will not go anywhere Inspired...

-Chief Sitting Bucket

I agreee with CHIEF!!

and Inspired you better hope i dont get contol of clan, cause i would make new initiation and that would be YOU would have to smoke a whole pack of SUN's gold cigarettes!!! FOR EVERY MEMBER!!!

OK Shamma

Chief, Sun bucket is givng Dances reason to smoke, look at the bad encouragement...demerits are in order

Chief, fret not, the majority of the clan would go with you no one would want to serve under Dances

THIS MEANS WITH FRANK

Dances, I would never want to be a part of any clan that bad that I owuld want to endanger my health that way Dream on, you would have no members

Chief appreciates and acknowledges such loyalty Inspired Bucket. Perhaps Inspired will become 2nd to the Chief if Dances does not behave herself!

-Chief Sitting Bucket

JEN!! ROTFLMAO!!!!!!! HAHAHAAHAHAHAHA...

INSPIRED THE SMOKERS WILL COME!!! and we will CAPTURE YOU AND TORTURE YOU WITH SECOND HAND SMOKE!

Chief, she would flip her lid. I do not want her position at all Chief I just want her to represent the Clan well, someone has to keep her in line

Dances, would you want a clan under you that don't want to be there?? the first sign they see of escape they would leave You would spend your time watching your clan instead of having fun, now is that what you really want

YES!