i sat down to pee at work.. and i have hot pinkish magenta scrubs..and green underwear. i thought to myself 'oh look allegra's wedding colors!'
im such a herb lol
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HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!! MAD FUNNY B!!!!!!!!!!!! I was thinking of your hairy asss the other day when I tried to buy the smooth away but it was sold out!! DANG!!!
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does the smooth away really work? is that the hand thing that you rub in a circular motion and then your hair just comes off?
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That is freakin' hilarious!
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OMG Girl you are too much!! Love it
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HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!! MAD FUNNY B!!!!!!!!!!!! I was thinking of your hairy asss the other day when I tried to buy the smooth away but it was sold out!! DANG!!!
lmaooo thats cuz i bought them alll !!
wait... i dont think they make smooth away small enuff to buff out your balloon knot
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does the smooth away really work? is that the hand thing that you rub in a circular motion and then your hair just comes off?
no it doesnt my mom bought it and i tried it! barely anything came off!!
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i use it.. hair comes off, but so does a layer or 2 of ur skin.. so the next day u might get a lil scabby llol
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HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!! MAD FUNNY B!!!!!!!!!!!! I was thinking of your hairy asss the other day when I tried to buy the smooth away but it was sold out!! DANG!!!
Thank you for the snot I just blew across my keyboard....looooooooooooooooooooool
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HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!! MAD FUNNY B!!!!!!!!!!!! I was thinking of your hairy asss the other day when I tried to buy the smooth away but it was sold out!! DANG!!!
lmaooo thats cuz i bought them alll !!
wait... i dont think they make smooth away small enuff to buff out your balloon knot
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I knew I liked you woman! And not just for your big juicy tits!
ETA: juicy
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HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!! MAD FUNNY B!!!!!!!!!!!! I was thinking of your hairy asss the other day when I tried to buy the smooth away but it was sold out!! DANG!!!
lmaooo thats cuz i bought them alll !!
wait... i dont think they make smooth away small enuff to buff out your balloon knot
BALLOON KNOT LMAO I thought my crackhead FH was the only person who actually used this term
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HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!! MAD FUNNY B!!!!!!!!!!!! I was thinking of your hairy asss the other day when I tried to buy the smooth away but it was sold out!! DANG!!!
oh Allegra, I got the plugs! they are so cute!! thank you I cant wait to give them to my sis
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i have a supa fly comeback/pic but i like my account
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Posted by JamDancer
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HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!! MAD FUNNY B!!!!!!!!!!!! I was thinking of your hairy asss the other day when I tried to buy the smooth away but it was sold out!! DANG!!!
lmaooo thats cuz i bought them alll !!
wait... i dont think they make smooth away small enuff to buff out your balloon knot
BALLOON KNOT LMAO I thought my crackhead FH was the only person who actually used this term
What in the world is a BALLOON KNOT???? i don't know a lot of these things. haha!
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What in the world is a BALLOON KNOT???? i don't know a lot of these things. haha!
Kerri you are WAY too cute and innocent to know about the balloon knot lol. Did you ever listen to Howard at all? The balloon knot is your butthole!!!!!!!!
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Bah hahahahahahaha!! I never heard that before!!! But why is it your bung hole?? Balloon knot? hmm... I'm picturing a balloon and a knot and it seems more like a belly button to me!! haha!!!
This is too funny!! You would think I was raised under a rock that I never know what ANYTHING means!!! haha!!
I LOVE ALLEGRA!!!!
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Oh and Howard... hmm.. I've listened to him before. YEARS ago I used to wake up to my radio and if it was set to KROCK... I would wake up to Howard... but if the volume wasn't loud enough to give me a heart attack, instead he would seep into my dreams and give me nightmares... so I couldn't wake up to KROCK anymore!!!