baby shower game... need answer

i just came across a great baby shower game... but i need a litle help.

it's a take on the family fued

top five answers....

the two questions are:
TOP FIVE SIGNS YOU NEED AN EPI

and

TOP FIVE THINGS DAD WILL SAY IN THE DELIVERY ROOM

the thing is... there were no answers

can anyone come up with any?

tia

Thats a cool game!

If were being honest and not funny.. Id say..


* When you cant stop crying

&

* If you were Anthony youd say something stupid like, 'I dont know, he looks a lot like my brother! LOL


BTW, I have an idea for a game. I have to 'host' a baby shower on the 18th. Im going to play the price is right with them.

Im going to buy a few things and whoever guesses the closest price gets a small prize. Then Im going to put them all in a basket and make my friend whos pregnant place the clock game. She has to guess the total of all the prizes in 30 seconds and then she gets to keep them. She guesses a price and I say higher or lower.

Also you can put a few products out and have people guess what order they would go in from cheapest to most expensive.

very cool!!!!

thank you for the game suggestion

TOP FIVE THINGS DAD WILL SAY IN THE DELIVERY ROOM

1. I've never seen that before
2. How can that fit threw that?
3.It can't hurt that bad
4.PUSHH
5.AWWW Itsn't He/She amazing