Back by Popular Demand--The Machine Gun Cat!!

since you ladies in the embarassing post love him so much....here he is. bigger and better than ever:


'For the last time I said NO kids at the wedding'

I also find the following statements work with him as well:
'If ONE more BM drops the ball on helping me out with this wedding!'

'What do you mean the service charge is taxed?'

'That's it, I'm taking out all my FIL's...no prisoners!!!!'

Also, machine gun cat has a cousin, and his name is Sniper Cat.



'I'm sorry FMIL (or in my case FFIL), you're meddling ways can no longer be tolerated...I'm doing this Highlander style--there can BE only ONE.'