i had my MOH, FG & jr. BM over for dinner last night, and i got to hear some good, old-fashion elementary school jokes. i'll tell you mine if you tell me yours
beram63
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why did the pretzel go to the emergency room? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . he was assaulted!
Autumnbride03
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Lol I have plenty tucked in my brain somewhere...
What's the cheesiest landmark around?
THe leaning tower of pizza.
god, that was awful. lol
ellyoxox
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lol my grandpa always tells dumb jokes but i can never think of any good ones..
beram63
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i have another one
how did the race between the lettuce, the tomato, and the onion turn out? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . the onion peeled out, the lettuce was ahead, and the onion was trying to ketchup
flairforfashion
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What did the male mushroom say to the female mushroom?
I am a fun guy.
Say it out loud if you don't get it. LOL.
PoppedInASnap
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Posted by flairforfashion
What did the male mushroom say to the female mushroom?
I am a fun guy.
Say it out loud if you don't get it. LOL.
lmaooo funguy!
how about what did the orange say to the banana?
Orange you glad to see me?
gina409
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ok my two favs r
what do u call a pig who can do karate...
a pork chop lol
andwhere does a turtle get gas?
the shell station lol wow im corny
lilpiggy742
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knock knock...
who's there?
boo
boo hoo
why are you crying!?!? Don't be sad
Autumnbride03
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours??
NACHO CHEESE hhaahhahahhaa
beram63
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why couldn't the little girl go to the pirate movie? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . it was rated Arrrrghh!
galgirl
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my little cousin told me this one...
Why do leprechans laugh when running across the grass?
