Bathroom Basket Poem

Here are a couple I found for you:

Maybe you'd like a mint or your hair's out of place,
There's a stain on your clothes or whatever the case!
We've put this together to help you along,
Now get yourself out there before the next song!

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Some practical goodies
To help you feel your best!
Use whatever you need, freshen up,
But leave the rest for other guests!
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To make sure everyone feels their best!
The hairspray will help hold your hair in place,
The bobby pins to keep your hair out of your face.
If you break a nail, don’t worry…there’s a file and
Some glue,
It can also fix a broken heel on a shoe!
The polish will stop that darn run in your hose,
Use the tissues to stop a runny nose!
If you get a stain…please don’t pout
The wipes always work to get those stains out!
Use only what you need and leave the rest,
It may also be useful to another guest,
So repair the damage that may have been done,
Then hurry on back and join the fun!

Compliments of the Newlyweds

Here's one more:

So happy you're here to share in our special day!

But should something happen to go astray,
Please help yourself to the contents within,
Wet wipe, hand lotion, and even aspirin,
Use only what you need and leave the rest,
It may also be useful to another guest,
So repair the damage that may have been done,
Then hurry on back and join in the fun!

Compliments of the newlyweds!

There's also this one:

So happy you're here to share in our special day!
But should something happen to go astray,
Please help yourself to the contents within,
Wet wipe, hand lotion, and even aspirin,
Use only what you need and leave the rest,
It may also be useful to another guest,
So repair the damage that may have been done,
Then hurry on back and join in the fun!

Compliments of the newlyweds!

Yet another one:

If your skin feels dry, your hair out of place,
Your throat is parched, or whatever the case.
We've put this together to help you along,
Now get yourself out there before the next song!