Blonde Jokes.....

Q: How do you know if a blonde has been using your computer?

A: There's white-out on the screen!






Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?

A: Because the rest are hunt 'n peckers.







p.s....i ain't chicken!!!

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Posted by MrsERod

Q: How do you know if a blode has been using your computer?

A: There's white-out on the screen!






Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?

A: Because the rest are hunt 'n peckers.







p.s....i ain't chicken!!!

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I would like to add one:

Q: What does a blonde wear panties?
a: To keep her ankles warm

Q: Why do blondes wear ponytails?
A: To hide the valve stem!

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Posted by LIWeddings NYCityWeddings

Q: Why do blondes wear ponytails?
A: To hide the valve stem!

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There were three third graders walking down the street a redhead, brunnette, and a blonde. Which one had the best figure?

The Blonde, she was 18.

Q: What's the mating call of the blonde?
A: 'I'm *sooo* drunk!'

Q: What is the mating call of the ugly blonde?
A: (Screaming) 'I said: I'm drunk!'

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Posted by mark'smama

Q: What's the mating call of the blonde?
A: 'I'm *sooo* drunk!'

Q: What is the mating call of the ugly blonde?
A: (Screaming) 'I said: I'm drunk!'

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Q:Whats a Brunette's pick up line?

A: Is that damm blonde gone yet?

Q: how do you drown a blonde?
A: put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool


Q: How do you get a blond out of a tree?
A: Wave

Q: What do you call a blonde upside down?
A: brunette

Q: how does a blonde turn on the lights after sex?
A: she opens the car door

Q. How many blond jokes are there?

A. None. They're all true

Why do Blondes wear hoop earrings???

To hold thier ankles

Q. how do blondes turn on the light after sex?

A. open the car door!