Chippa I thought mine was bad, tell me some more about this FMIL of your's!
mlp924
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My MIL just gets this pained expression on her face whenever I speak lately. It is the kind of look you would have if you just stepped in dog ****.
WithThisRing
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This is my favorite story.....
Before she married Brian's father she thought she was destined to be a nun. She was in the convent for 3 years and one day while washing the floors a sister fell on the wet floor. She took that as a sign that it just wasnt meant to be
She told me 'if God wanted me to be a nun that sister would have have fallen. But my time spent serving the lord was the time he wanted me to be there'
prncssrachel
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Really? Well, mine, let's just say that EVERY damm thing is a freaking crisis. No ice left? WATCH OUT! She FREAKS. She goes off about how horrible her life is and why do all the horrible things have to happen to her and when is SHE gonna get a break from this life she calls her own. (as the smallest violin in the world plays for her).
prncssrachel
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Wow, girls, I really think that bowling team of crazy MILs just might work out!
mlp924
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!!!!!!
Is that too extreme?
WithThisRing
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LOL
ok FMIL's cooking...whose up for a challenge....LOL
FMIL made for thanksgiving, turkey, stuffing that consisted of apples, banana's, walnuts and something else, mashed squash, and biscuits. FI and I ate only the biscuits.
For easter she made pork chops with apricot jam, asparagus with some blue color dressing and sweet something..I had a salad.
mlp924
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At least she is good for WW! Mine usually overfeeds us but today she put out 1/2 a london broil, 4 hot dogs, 4 hamburgers and 6 chicken legs for 9 people. I am starving!
WithThisRing
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OMG!!
FMIL likes to experiment with foods and likes to do it when FI and I go and visit her
swags1016
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OH Ok Let me get in on FMIL's cooking!!
Ok when Frankie and I first met all I would hear about is they are from Howard Beach and these big wonderful italian dinners--blah blah
So one Sunday she is staying at leather faces old house and she made sauce. Frankie picks up fresh Ravioli's from Brother's.
Long story short-- she made them wrong and they were so stuck together we needed major knives to seperate them because they became hard also!!
It was the WORST sauce and Ravioli's I had ever had!
WithThisRing
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OMG!!! that is horrible.
FMIL told her dogs that if they didnt behave they would get doggie spankings
prncssrachel
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Ok, FMIL is such a bad cook that even why she buys something that's PRE cooked, it tastes bad! It's like just the association with her makes things taste dry and nasty
mlp924
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OK You 3 win the WORST MIL OF THE YEAR AWARDS! Mine pales in comparison. She is a little strange lately but overall I lucked out! She bends over backwards to please me.
WithThisRing
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LOL
FMIL is nice to me (she is getting me a svowrski necklace for me to wear the day of the wedding) she is just really weird
WithThisRing
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can I add the guy FMIL is married too now is husband number 3
prncssrachel
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Chippa...I'm not surprised....
Here's the thing about my FMIL. She f-ing LOVES me. She loves me so much and is CONVINCED that we are one and the same. She LOVES to tell me that I am the ONLY one in the world who understands her. Little does she know I'm the only one who has her figured out!
WithThisRing
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LOL
FMIL keeps calling me her daughter
prncssrachel
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One of her FAVORITE things to tell me is how I lucked out with getting her for a mother in law. I think she loves me because I just smile and nod at her. I can't do anything else because I might tell her every little thing that REALLY goes on in my head if I dare respond to her!
