boom boom boom

so, this furniture is turning me into something...I am not quite sure what yet...

but I have been washing my feet before walking on the carpet....just in case

and last night...we were getting it on, and I actually asked if we should STOP and get a sheet...

this is NG.

I have never been like this before.

but I've never had anything as nice (or expensive) to park my booty on before.

am I the only wacko? when did furniture preservation trump sexual healing?

You'll get over it soon enough.