Breakfast at the White House

Breakfast at The White House

**** Cheney and George W. Bush were having breakfast at the White House and were given the menu of the day.

The attractive waitress asks Cheney what he would like, and he replies, 'I'd like a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit.'

'And what can I get for you, Mr. President?'

George W. replies with his trademark wink and slight grin, 'How about a quickie this morning?'

'Why, Mr. President!' the waitress exclaims 'How rude!

You're starting to act like Mr. Clinton, and you've only been in your second term of office for a year! ''

As the waitress storms away, Cheney leans over to Bush and whispers...'It's pronounced 'quiche'.'