Bridal Shower Drama begins!!!!!!!!!!!!

So my MOH writes this to me...

In case your aunt calls you and starts bugging out.

I e-mailed your mother, aunt, and Stacia to begin the shower process again and Rose writes back and informs me that her and your mother have decided that there is going to be NO STRIPPER, because they feel that is shows no class and 'remember our family follows the lord'.
She suggested that if we wanted a stripper then maybe we could have another little party for you another day.

I wrote back to her and told her no this party is for you and you want a stripper and you are going to have a stripper.
I suggested to her that if she and your mother wanted then maybe they could have another small party for you and invite your family and their friends. I also let her know that I was not trying to be disrespectful but the party is for you and this is what you want. A stripper is tradition and it does not represent no class.

I think Rose will be mad at me for a long time to come. What do you think?

THEN I WRITE BACK TO HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You did an Excellent job!!!!!!!!!!!! That;s why I have you! They were included to add to the shower not start deleting... Tell them the CHURCH BUS FOR ALL THE FAMILY THAT SERVES THE LORD WILL BE OUTSIDE TO PICK THEM UP AT 5PM, b4 the stripper comes!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahah Don't give them my list... THey 4get that they were young , wild and crazy once!!!!!!!!!! Oh how we 4get !