Bridal Shower Poem

Hi, I need help for a cousins shower. What is the poem... it has cleaning item s in it. Such as shout ..

It is a really cute and funny poem?

TIA,

Heather

It is only fair that we let you in on a little SECRET. Groom may be Mr. SOFT TOUCH

But wait until you find out he is not MR.CLEAN. He’ll expect you to be FANTASTIC

In the kitchen and he thinks all women should MOP&GLO. He’ll wake you up at

DAWN to SNUGGLE up close and be thankful for the DIAMOND he has as a wife.

We ALL agree that Bride and Groom will have a very happy LIFE together. Our wish

for you is that your home be filled with JOY and you remain as happy as ever in the

FUTURE.

or i have this candy poem
Sweet Dreams Bride


On xxxxxth you and GROOM will make many PROMISES to share your HEARTS for eternity. You will be SWEET HEARTS for life.
When you and GROOM arrive at your honeymoon suite, you must start off with some KISSES – make sure you get GOOD & PLENTY before you start opening the gifts. You will have FUN DIP ‘in into the envelopes. This is sure to be the biggest PAYDAY of your life. You may not get 100 GRAND but you can always ROLO-ver and feel GROOM as he fondles your ample MOUNDS
When he turns out the lights and turns on his CHARMS, no CHUCKLES nor SNICKERS as GROOM undresses you for the first time. He is your SUGAR DADDY that has been trying to SKOR for sometime. Hopefully you will learn that GROOM is better than all 3 MUSKETEERS combined. With some luck he will be a LIFESAVER in bed.

You, Bride are sure to be RED HOTS! Since you will be wed, you are allowed to be CAREFREE. Perhaps you may even give GROOM a BLOW POP before you travel to the MILKY WAY. Who knows? You may even create a little BABY RUTH!

Love,



CAPITAL items are the candies

You will need to gather candles of all these color's in a basket. I thought it was cute. I did it for my sister's shower a week ago.


A basket of candles that come in a pair
In all different colors, for you two to share
The white ones burn first
They are wrapped in white lace
To celebrate your first married night
In your new chosen place.
The green pair is taller, and also much thinner
Burn with the first company you have over for dinner
The dark blue candles are for after your first fight
Use them to burn while making up all night
Pink candles set the mood and pave the way
For your first married Valentine's Day
Now, when your first year of marriage is through
the cream anniversary pair will light for you two.
Red candles aflame, both your futures are bright
Celebrate promotions you've worked toward with all of your might.
By this time we hope, maybe, just maybe
You can light the purple ones, on the birth of your baby.
And just when you thought you'd put these away
Take the light blue ones out for your fifth anniversary day.
Now just one more pair left for the big 25
The anniversary pair that will keep your love alive.
Congratulations bride and groom (enter names)
On the start of your forever
May the two of you always be happy together
And burn these candles
Just the way we said
But please don't forget - blow them out before bed!!