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Bridesmaid Contract

FinallyEngaged Posted:

Bridesmaid Contract

This is the funniest thing ever!!! I think that if I would do this to my girls they would beat me!

*Bridesmaid’s Contract*
Hello my beautiful bridesmaids! Let me just say again how happy I am that you are going to be a part of my special day! Below are just a few guidelines for the wedding that I’d like you to review, please initial by each point, sign at the end and send back to me. Just want to make sure they’re aren’t any surprises! The planning bride is a happy bride!
Thanks a bunch! Love ya! -The Bride-To-Be

______ My hair will remain at the length it is now or longer.
______ I will not change my hair color without first consulting (Bride's Name) and providing a sample photo or hair swatch for consideration.
______ I will use Sally Hansen’s “Maximum Growth-Daily Nail Growth program” every day for the 4 months before the wedding day.
______ I will not gain more than 4lbs from the weight I was when I was asked to be a bridesmaid.
______ I will join a well-known weight loss program and through whatever means necessary will lose the desired amount of weight as previously discussed with (Bride's Name) at the time when asked to be a bridesmaid in her wedding.
______ I swear to attend all showers, (lingerie, kitchen, bridal & bachelorette) to arrive in a timely manner and do everything in my power to support and “be there” for the bride.
______ I will purchase the dress as chosen within 3 weeks of today.
______ I will NOT knowingly get pregnant without notifying (Bride's Name) at least 6 months prior to the wedding so a suitable alternate can be found. I will also give my purchased bridesmaid dress to said alternate.

I do hereby swear that I will adhere to all of the above & other understood bridesmaid duties for the wedding on (Date of Wedding)
X_________________________
(sign, print and date)
ponzita18 Posted:

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lol that hilarious
DINAAMATUCCIO Posted:

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Oh thats a good one
kabo0831 Posted:

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that is cute, that was on Z100 couple mths back ... i thought it was cute.

MegBert Posted:

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that is so so so funny I love it !! All my bridesmaids would immediately decline LOL
mdawg Posted:

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the sad thing is, there are brides that would take that seriously.... we call them Bridezillas. lollll

MegBert Posted:

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Posted by mdawg

the sad thing is, there are brides that would take that seriously.... we call them Bridezillas. lollll



Everyone already calls me a bridezilla and says I am going to be one..I am not that bad...I am yet to even plan anything...but they do have the experience of what I was like as a MOH EEEKK I was so so bad yelling at everyone..but understand...along with the task of being a MOH I did the make up for the entire Wedding Party so I was running around like a chicken w/out a head!! I was left with 5 min to do my own make up Thankfully I am very quick!! Oh and I have to do makeup for a friends wedding in April and Im not even a bridesmaid...and I have to figure out what to charge...
Ann 52409 Posted:

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That is so funny... I'm going to give it to my BM as a joke

MegBert Posted:

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Posted by Soon2bmrsP

That is so funny... I'm going to give it to my BM as a joke



Thats a good idea!!
tinadansr Posted:

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I'm sooo giving that to my bridesmaids! They will flip!
Anthonysgirl Posted:

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That's funny!! A little on the crazy side but funny!

MrsDrinkh20 Posted:

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Horrendous...i would NEVER think about doing that...oh goodness!

mdawg Posted:

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on this subject... i decided to formally ask my bridesmaids at the engagement party... any ideas on how to do it? the eparty theme is double hearts... so let me know if any of you creative geniuses have any ideas :)

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