Bridesmaids contract?

I don't post here much anymore but I thought you guys would get a kick out of this. Apparently they were talking about it on Z100 this week.

I'm sure plenty of brides here would've liked to have the BMs sign this. Certainly saves on drama!

http://z100.com/cc-common/elvisduran/whatsnew.html?feed=136656&article=1958878

I know it's a joke, but the weight stuff is a little mean!

I have to say, the pregnancy line made me burst out laughing, though... and I know it's all in good fun!

Just of all the things the BMs could do to piss me off, gaining weight isn't one of them.

Hmm... I'd prefer if all were fatter than me! (kidding, kidding!)

I was just reading it and it's awful!

Sadly you know people actually do this and take it seriously.

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Posted by krispyc

I was just reading it and it's awful!

Sadly you know people actually do this and take it seriously.

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Wait, people actually do stuff like this?

That'd be the fastest way to lose me as a bridesmaid!

ooo...that thing is kind of mean.

if i got that contract i'd probably throw it back in the bridezilla's face!

Omg, that is so bad!!!!!!!!!! Sadly, I believe that brides do that but I can't believe any BMs who would actually agree to it!!!!

I also have to point out the poor grammar. In the first paragraph it should say 'there aren't', not 'they're aren't'. So not only is the bride a b!tch, but she's stupid too.

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Posted by cindyandkevin

Omg, that is so bad!!!!!!!!!! Sadly, I believe that brides do that but I can't believe any BMs who would actually agree to it!!!!

I also have to point out the poor grammar. In the first paragraph it should say 'there aren't', not 'they're aren't'. So not only is the bride a b!tch, but she's stupid too.

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You're my hero.