California politics
Subject: California politics
> >
> > The New California Governor has just announced
> > an agreement whereby English
> > will be the official language of the state,
> > rather than German, which was
> > the other possibility.
> >
> > As part of the negotiations, The Terminator's
> > Government conceded that
> > English spelling had some room for improvement
> > and has accepted a 5-year
> > phase-in plan that would become known as
> > 'Austro-English' (or, perhaps even
> > better, 'Austrionics'.)
> >
> > In the first year, 's' will replace the soft
> > 'c'. Sertainly, this will make
> > the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard 'c'
> > will be dropped in favour of
> > the 'k'. This should klear up konfusion, and
> > keyboards kan have one less
> > letter.
> >
> > There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the
> > sekond year when the
> > troublesome 'ph' will be replaced with the 'f'.
> > This will make words like
> > fotograf 20% shorter.
> >
> > In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new
> > spelling kan be expekted to
> > re! ach the stage where more komplikated
> > changes are possible.
> >
> > Governments will enkourage the removal of
> > double letters which have always
> > ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil
> > agre that the horibl mes of
> > the silent 'e' in the languag is disgrasful and
> > it should go away.
> >
> > By the 4th yer peopl wil be reseptiv to steps
> > such as replasing 'th' with
> > 'z' and 'w' with 'v'.
> >
> > During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary 'o' kan be
> > dropd from vords kontaining 'ou'
> > and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil
> > sensibl riten styl.
> >
> > Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and
> > evrivun vil find it ezi tu
> > understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop
> > vil finali kum tru.
> >
> > The New California Governor has just announced
> > an agreement whereby English
> > will be the official language of the state,
> > rather than German, which was
> > the other possibility.
> >
> > As part of the negotiations, The Terminator's
> > Government conceded that
> > English spelling had some room for improvement
> > and has accepted a 5-year
> > phase-in plan that would become known as
> > 'Austro-English' (or, perhaps even
> > better, 'Austrionics'.)
> >
> > In the first year, 's' will replace the soft
> > 'c'. Sertainly, this will make
> > the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard 'c'
> > will be dropped in favour of
> > the 'k'. This should klear up konfusion, and
> > keyboards kan have one less
> > letter.
> >
> > There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the
> > sekond year when the
> > troublesome 'ph' will be replaced with the 'f'.
> > This will make words like
> > fotograf 20% shorter.
> >
> > In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new
> > spelling kan be expekted to
> > re! ach the stage where more komplikated
> > changes are possible.
> >
> > Governments will enkourage the removal of
> > double letters which have always
> > ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil
> > agre that the horibl mes of
> > the silent 'e' in the languag is disgrasful and
> > it should go away.
> >
> > By the 4th yer peopl wil be reseptiv to steps
> > such as replasing 'th' with
> > 'z' and 'w' with 'v'.
> >
> > During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary 'o' kan be
> > dropd from vords kontaining 'ou'
> > and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil
> > sensibl riten styl.
> >
> > Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and
> > evrivun vil find it ezi tu
> > understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop
> > vil finali kum tru.
