Can someone post something funny, I have alot of work to do and

I rather not do it.
Im bored of my work right now

I got this joke today. It made me LMAO!

It was snowing heavily and blowing to the point that visibility was
almost zero when the little blonde got off work. She made her way to her
car and wondered how she was going to make it home. She sat in her car
while it warmed up and thought about her situation. She finally
remembered her daddy's advice that if she got caught in a blizzard she
should wait for a snowplow to come by and follow it. That way she would
not get stuck in a snow drift.
This made her feel much better and sure enough in a little while a
snowplow went by and she started to follow it. As she followed the
snowplow, she was feeling very smug as they continued and she was not
having any problem with the blizzard conditions.
After quite sometime had passed, she was somewhat surprised when the
snowplow stopped and the driver got out and came back to her car and
signaled for her to roll down her window. The snowplow driver wanted to
know if she was all right as she had been following him for a long time.
She said that she was fine and told him of her daddy's advice to follow
a snowplow when caught in a blizzard.
The driver replied that it was okay with him and she could continue, if
she wanted, but he was done with the Wal-Mart parking lot and was going
over to Target

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sorry the formatting is all whack .. im copy pasting from an email .. enjoy!


There are male jokes and there are female jokes.
> > Here is a joke only a
> > woman can truly appreciate, but perhaps men will
> > understand. Enjoy!
> >
> > > > > > A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after
> > > > work cocktail with her
> > > > girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome,
> > > > extremely sexy,
> > > > middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that
> > > the
> > > > woman could not
> > > > take her eyes off him.
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> > > > The young-at-heart man noticed her overly
> > > attentive
> > > > stare and walked
> > > > directly toward her (as all men will). Before she
> > > > could offer her
> > > > apologies for so rudely staring, he leaned over
> > > and
> > > > whispered to her,
> > > > 'I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you
> > > > want me to do, no
> > > > matter how kinky, for $20.00......on one
> > > condition'
> > > > (there are always
> > > > conditions).
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> > > > Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition
> > > > was. The man replied,
> > > > 'You have to tell me what you want me to do in
> > > just
> > > > three words'
> > > > (controlling huh). The woman considered his
> > > > proposition for a moment, then
> > > > slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse, which
> > > she
> > > > pressed into the man's
> > > > hand along with her address. She looked deeply
> > > into
> > > > his eyes, and slowly
> > > > and meaningfully said....
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> > > > > > 'Clean my house.'

Shamma....hubby LOVED that pic Where do you find these things??

Jokes were great! Shamma I am going to print that remote for Paul