Career Opportunity - the perfect bridemaid

I'll start working up memo of intent. I bet it would be the hottest new company. There would never be a shortage of clients. Then you could take it public, the possibilities are limitless. Want a partner?

For small and reasonable fees, less than a wedding consultant, we'll pick up those shoes that have been dyed, drop off your dry-cleaning, have the invitations weighed and buy the postage, make the final confirmation calls, take the favors to the hall, etc.