to make fun of Scientology and Tom Cruise. It is just too easy sometimes - Tom give us a challenge!
On Saturday, we wrote about how Scientologists were reportedly snatching up tickets to Mission Impossible 3 by the droves at the Arclight Cinemas on Sunset, near the Hollywood Scientology Center.
Well, it seems like we are NOT the only ones reporting this occurrence!
LA Weekly scribe and blogger Nikki Finke wrote Sunday afternoon a report, which backs up our claims.
Reports Finke:
I have confirmed today that there has been an unusual pattern of ticket sales for Tom Cruise's Mission Impossible 3 at Hollywood's ArcLight Theater, which just happens to be located right near the Church of Scientology Celebrity Center where Cruise belongs. Unconfirmed anecdotes are circulating on the Internet this weekend of individuals buying hundreds of tickets at a time from the ArcLight. But an ArcLight employee did confirm to me just now that 'people have been buying dozens of tickets at a time' for MI3, which is definitely an extraordinary sales pattern for the movie theater (or any theater, for that matter). Certainly, the 'M' word - for manipulation - comes to mind.
JanuaryBride06
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Xenu read Dianetics?
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Xenu read Dianetics?
He is trying to remember what made-up lies he fooled the 'stupid earthlings' into believing. Some of the beliefs are REALLY out there! Sigh - remember when Tom Cruise was cool? I had him on my wall when I was like 15 (silly me!)
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I wonder what kind of spaceship/plane he used to come here. Surely not the type that flew the frozen evil alien souls here!
Tom Cruise definitely stopped being remotely hot when he started talking without a script. Stick to speaking only when you're working - people will like you more!
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I just read that he's developed an exercise program with the good folks at BuffBrides so that Katie - oh, excuse me, Kate - can lose 40 pounds before their wedding because, apparently he wants her to be the most beautiful bride there ever was. In July.
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That's a great pic!!!
JanuaryBride06
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Why doesn't Tom wear the dress so that he can be the most beautiful bride ever?
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Why doesn't Tom wear the dress so that he can be the most beautiful bride ever?
Hmmm, not sure about that...it's not very ladylike to wear a dress when you're jumping on couches and stuff.
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Hmmm, not sure about that...it's not very ladylike to wear a dress when you're jumping on couches and stuff.
Well, that's not very manly either, is it?
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Hmmm, not sure about that...it's not very ladylike to wear a dress when you're jumping on couches and stuff.
Well, that's not very manly either, is it?
Touche!
I wonder what attire most becomes a scientologist anyway?
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Posted by usuk2004 I wonder what attire most becomes a scientologist anyway?
That purple outfit up top looks good.
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Posted by usuk2004 I wonder what attire most becomes a scientologist anyway?
That purple outfit up top looks good.
I don't know. Doesn't work for me....something about the gloves....
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Posted by usuk2004 I wonder what attire most becomes a scientologist anyway?
That purple outfit up top looks good.
I don't know. Doesn't work for me....something about the gloves....
Hmm...so are you thinking purple outfit no gloves or an entirely new ensemble?
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Posted by usuk2004 I wonder what attire most becomes a scientologist anyway?
That purple outfit up top looks good.
I don't know. Doesn't work for me....something about the gloves....
Hmm...so are you thinking purple outfit no gloves or an entirely new ensemble?
Well, I like the purple, it really brings out his eyes. I think I'd nix the gloves
Okay, this is getting silly now
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Can we work a nursing bra in there?
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Well, I like the purple, it really brings out his eyes. I think I'd nix the gloves
The purple clashes with the book too much. What would Ron Hubbard think - I think a change to red is in the works. And they would need to carry the nursing bras (useable as a lasso as a way to grab impressionable ex-WB characters and turn them into drones).
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And they would need to carry the nursing bras (useable as a lasso as a way to grab impressionable ex-WB characters and turn them into drones).
The cast of Seventh Heaven can be the first to go
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What would Ron Hubbard think - I think a change to red is in the works.
Um, I believe his name is 'L'
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And they would need to carry the nursing bras (useable as a lasso as a way to grab impressionable ex-WB characters and turn them into drones).
The cast of Seventh Heaven can be the first to go
I vote for the twins first - they are so drone-like already. We should save Happy though - no dog deserves that torture!
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What would Ron Hubbard think - I think a change to red is in the works.
