I must admit, some of this was amusing - 1st of all, it sounded like they had the wedding from hell, but they took it in stride, and the groom has a bit of a chip on his shoulder because he is trying to debunk some of the wedding must-have myths (many of which I agree) but it is an amusing read nontheless....
I can't believe they locked up the church before going to the reception though - thats a bitt too no-frills even for me!!!