Check out what my PRIEST emailed me....
I totally freaked when I read the subject line I thought I was in trouble for missing church these last couple of weeks....but then here's what he sent.....
Sub. Line: Just sending a warning!!!
Pick up lines men use. BEWARE!
Complimentary
• 'I'm normally uncomfortable approaching someone I don't know, but you're
so pretty/stunning/classy, I felt you'd be friendly.'
• 'Your smile lit up the room, so I had to come over and introduce myself.'
Romantic
• 'Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by you again?'
• 'Excuse me. Do you have a quarter I could borrow? Because I promised my
mother I'd call her as soon as I met the girl of my dreams.'
Inviting
• 'I'm on my way to get a drink, but couldn't help noticing that you seemed
like someone I'd like to talk to. Would you save me a dance?'
• 'I'm doing research on the finer things in life. May I interview you?'
• 'I love your perfume. What kind is it?'
All-American
• 'Would you like to see a picture of my best friend?' (He then proceeds to
show a photo of his dog and kids.)
• 'Pardon me, but you look like you're waiting for a nice guy.'
• 'I hate pick-up lines. I'd rather just be honest and upfront and say, 'Hi,
you look like a quality person and I'd to get to know you.''
Insulting
• 'I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking
to you.'
• 'I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.'
• 'Do you like to dance? Well, then, could you? Because I'd like to talk to
your friend.'
Gross
• 'Mind if we hitchhike to the restaurant? I'm out of gas.'
• 'Mind if I smoke?'
Canned
• 'What's your sign?'
• 'I lost my number; can I have yours?'
• 'If I told you that you had a gorgeous body, would you hold it against
me?'
Sexist
• 'Your daddy must have been a baker, because you have a nice set of buns.'
• 'I really like what you're wearing, but I would like it even better on the
floor of my apartment
Sub. Line: Just sending a warning!!!
Pick up lines men use. BEWARE!
Complimentary
• 'I'm normally uncomfortable approaching someone I don't know, but you're
so pretty/stunning/classy, I felt you'd be friendly.'
• 'Your smile lit up the room, so I had to come over and introduce myself.'
Romantic
• 'Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by you again?'
• 'Excuse me. Do you have a quarter I could borrow? Because I promised my
mother I'd call her as soon as I met the girl of my dreams.'
Inviting
• 'I'm on my way to get a drink, but couldn't help noticing that you seemed
like someone I'd like to talk to. Would you save me a dance?'
• 'I'm doing research on the finer things in life. May I interview you?'
• 'I love your perfume. What kind is it?'
All-American
• 'Would you like to see a picture of my best friend?' (He then proceeds to
show a photo of his dog and kids.)
• 'Pardon me, but you look like you're waiting for a nice guy.'
• 'I hate pick-up lines. I'd rather just be honest and upfront and say, 'Hi,
you look like a quality person and I'd to get to know you.''
Insulting
• 'I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking
to you.'
• 'I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.'
• 'Do you like to dance? Well, then, could you? Because I'd like to talk to
your friend.'
Gross
• 'Mind if we hitchhike to the restaurant? I'm out of gas.'
• 'Mind if I smoke?'
Canned
• 'What's your sign?'
• 'I lost my number; can I have yours?'
• 'If I told you that you had a gorgeous body, would you hold it against
me?'
Sexist
• 'Your daddy must have been a baker, because you have a nice set of buns.'
• 'I really like what you're wearing, but I would like it even better on the
floor of my apartment
