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103005FallBride Posted: Feb 08, 2006 11:44 AM+

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Posted: Feb 08, 2006 11:44 AM

Classic Ways to Turn Men Down...

HE: Can I buy you a drink?
SHE: Actually I'd rather have the money.

HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.

HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must've been given your share.

HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.

HE: Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs.

HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE: Okay, get out.

HE: I think I could make you very happy.
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?

HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why? Don't you already have one?

HE: Shall we go see a movie?
SHE: I've already seen it.

HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.

HE: Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

HE: So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: I'm a female impersonator.

HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.

HE: Your body is like a temple.
SHE: Sorry, there are no services today.

HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
SHE: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing

HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Where I'll be the rest of your life - in your wildest dreams.

BernandRob Posted: Feb 08, 2006 01:38 PM+

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Re: Classic Ways to Turn Men Down...

marymoon Posted: Feb 08, 2006 02:44 PM+

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Posted: Feb 08, 2006 02:44 PM

Re: Classic Ways to Turn Men Down...

LOVE IT

wematched Posted: Feb 08, 2006 08:38 PM+

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Bella Blu Posted: Feb 10, 2006 01:50 PM+

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Maybride07 Posted: Feb 13, 2006 04:32 PM+

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Posted: Feb 13, 2006 04:32 PM

Re: Classic Ways to Turn Men Down...

Lissy3077 Posted: Feb 15, 2006 07:37 PM+

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Santoyle Posted: Feb 22, 2006 07:01 PM+

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Posted: Feb 22, 2006 07:01 PM

Re: Classic Ways to Turn Men Down...

MJDoc12 Posted: Feb 22, 2006 09:37 PM+

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Posted: Feb 22, 2006 09:37 PM

Re: Classic Ways to Turn Men Down...

these are great!

bacibaci Posted: Feb 23, 2006 05:42 PM+

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Posted: Feb 23, 2006 05:42 PM

Re: Classic Ways to Turn Men Down...

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I almost wish I was still single so i could try some of those responses just to see the reactions

AprilBride2006 Posted: Feb 26, 2006 07:06 PM+

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Posted: Feb 26, 2006 07:06 PM

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lipglossjunky73 Posted: May 06, 2006 05:56 PM+

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Posted: May 06, 2006 05:56 PM

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SweetCin704 Posted: May 07, 2006 02:40 AM+

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Posted: May 07, 2006 02:40 AM

Re: Classic Ways to Turn Men Down...

too funny

ef922 Posted: May 07, 2006 08:21 AM+

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Posted: May 07, 2006 08:21 AM

Re: Classic Ways to Turn Men Down...

HE: So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: I'm a female impersonator.

My favorite!!! LOL It's so sad some of the lines that guys come up with. My friend was approached once and was told...'Did anyone ever tell you that you have great feet?' (It was summer and she was wearing sandals). Talk about a dumb line!!!!

edsprincess Posted: May 07, 2006 10:53 AM+

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Posted: May 07, 2006 10:53 AM