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Cleaning Poem

sue7 Posted:

Cleaning Poem

Hi Ladies,
A girlfriend of mine is planning a shower and would like to do the cleaning poem along with cleaning basket, does anyone have it handy ??
TIA
AlliCatB Posted:

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I dont have the cleaning one - but here's another similar one for a 'basket of Candles' poem.

A Basket of Candles For Gretchen

A basket of candles that come in a pair
In all different colors, for you two to share
The white ones burn first
They are wrapped in white lace
To celebrate your first married night
In your new chosen place.
The green pair is taller, and also much thinner
Burn with the first company, you have over for dinner.
The dark blue candles are for after your first fight
Use them to burn while making up all night.
Pink candles set the mood and pave the way
For your first married Valentine’s Day.
Now, when your first year of marriage is through
The cream anniversary pair, will light for you two.
Red candles aflame, both your futures are bright
Celebrate promotions you’ve worked toward with all of your might.
By this time we hope, maybe, just maybe
You can light the purple ones, on the birth of your baby.
And just when you thought you’d put these away
Take the light blue ones out-for your fifth anniversary day.
Now just one more pair left - for the big 2 5
The anniversary pair that will keep your love alive.
Congratulations BRIDE's NAME and GROOM's NAME
On the start of your forever
May the two of you always be happy together
And burn these candles, just the way we said
But please don’t forget-blow them out before bed!

nmagel Posted:

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that's sweet.

kellygirl Posted:

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Posted by sue7

Hi Ladies,
A girlfriend of mine is planning a shower and would like to do the cleaning poem along with cleaning basket, does anyone have it handy ??
TIA



I have the cleaning one somewhere. I'll check and get back to you.
Princess Cut Bride Posted:

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Carol, we're going to let you in on a little SECRET. Soon you will be marrying _____, a SAUVE and CHARMIN kinda guy and also FANTASIC in bed. *so we hear*

But as you enter the new ERA there will come some RUFF days when you find out _____ is not MR-CLEAN and he will expect you to perform MAGIC in the kitchen and he thinks all woman should WORK. You're going to want to scream and SHOUT. But _____ will always bring you CHEER and you will find him to be your WHITE DOVE.

When you are together you will find JOY so remember your PLEDGE and give him your ALL. Because at night _____ will wake you up at DAWN to SNUGGLE up close, and if you ever need _____or _____ send us an SOS or just DIAL and we will be there.

But you won't need us because it will all work out with a FEBREEZE. _____ and _____ The best of luck and good fortune in the years to come. And may _____ always be your angel.

I just added the Works magic eraser, Ruff 'garbage bags', Snuggle fabric softener, Febreeze, and Angel soft toilet paper, and Shout stain remover.
BubbasBride Posted:

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I've never seen that before. I love it!!

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