Clever Woman Joke.
(I got it from one of my chainmail friends. I normally delete everything but this was cute. Ignore the 'send to...' part obviously)
There was a man who had worked all of his life and had saved all of his money. He was a real miser when it came to his money. He loved money
more than just about anything, and ju st before he died, he said to his wife,
'Now listen, when I die, I want you to take all my money and place it in
the casket with me. I wanna take my money to the afterlife.'
So he got his wifeto promise him with all her heart that when he died,
she would put all themoney in the casket with him. Well, one day he died. He was >stretched out in the casket, the wife was sitting there in black next to her closest friend. When they finished the ceremony, just before
the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said
'Wait just a minute!'
She had a shoe box with her, she came over with the box and placed it in
the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down and rolled it away. Her friend said,
'I hope you weren't crazy enough to put all that money in the casket.'
She said,
'Yes, I promised.I'm a good Christian, I can't lie. I promised him that
I was going to put that money in that casket with him.'
'You mean you put every cent of his money in the casket withhim?'
'I sure did,' said the wife. 'I got it all together, put it into my account and I wrote him a check !'
Send this to every 'Clever Female' you know.
There was a man who had worked all of his life and had saved all of his money. He was a real miser when it came to his money. He loved money
more than just about anything, and ju st before he died, he said to his wife,
'Now listen, when I die, I want you to take all my money and place it in
the casket with me. I wanna take my money to the afterlife.'
So he got his wifeto promise him with all her heart that when he died,
she would put all themoney in the casket with him. Well, one day he died. He was >stretched out in the casket, the wife was sitting there in black next to her closest friend. When they finished the ceremony, just before
the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said
'Wait just a minute!'
She had a shoe box with her, she came over with the box and placed it in
the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down and rolled it away. Her friend said,
'I hope you weren't crazy enough to put all that money in the casket.'
She said,
'Yes, I promised.I'm a good Christian, I can't lie. I promised him that
I was going to put that money in that casket with him.'
'You mean you put every cent of his money in the casket withhim?'
'I sure did,' said the wife. 'I got it all together, put it into my account and I wrote him a check !'
Send this to every 'Clever Female' you know.
