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went into labor (that's right, shortest pregnancy known to man)! and had to drive herself to the hospital b/c her husband was intoxicated and passed out when they got to the hospital....

The gave birth to a beautiful The because he could tell that the ...

Had HUMUNGOUS ears and red hair, just like the mailman!! He was so that he

stormed out of the hosp. grabbing another 's , took her to a rent-by-the-hour motel and and all night long.... back at the hospital...

oh Kim, I can't even try to follow that!!

the took another 's and started to in the hospital untill the nurse came in and started to because it was her then...

OK, wait, most stories about brides and grooms would probably be all lovey dovey and sweet and cute but nooooooooooooooooo, the 08ers have h00kers and mailmen and cheatin' and home wreckin...



lawdy, lawdy.....



I can't even contribute to the story, I'm so sorry for crashing but I had to...

the nurse yelled at the because she wasn't allowed to be ing until a month after she gave birth (doctors orders), then the nurse...

at the and and told them to get their act together! The then looked at the and everything was .

They gave a and to the and...

(Note: That was for you Jenn)

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at the and and told them to get their act together! The then looked at the and everything was .

They gave a and to the and...

(Note: That was for you Jenn)

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The and were so . But then a funny-looking guy with a green face and a bald spot came in and told them . . .

that the wasn't the 's. The looked and the looked , so the took the and...

left the on the doorstep of a with a and then a opend the door and saw the

And she screamed, 'how convenient! I've always wanted a !' She had watched a lot of soap operas and she knew what to do: and say the baby was her niece. It went well for a while, but guess who found out the truth?

the laughing man that is on all of our posts !!!! It made him even more because the that found the on her door step was his and is shooting blanks and on top of having a new they gets all sorts of tax breaks. They decided to....

Use all the they saved in taxes to take a trip to the . But it was so warm and relaxing there, that the couple fell , and the ...

started to and and and neither of them woke up so a (laughing lady) walking by the to make her stop and decided...

that the looked a lot like her who just happened to be a mailman. Right down to the red hair and big ears. She considered selling the baby to be used a stunt double for the guy on the cover of MAD magazine but instead....

...decided to return the to her mother. But then! The started to do something very strange, and the started to think she might have superpowers! Because the ...

started up and down and her face started to next thing the knew the want now a ..

the paniced. What was she going to do She always wanted a not a So she grabbed the ...