Crazy Drug Stories

I don't think that anyone's going to touch this one.

I have many memories, but none crazy.
Short of the time I HAPPENED to remove a bag of 'fungus' from my purse mere hours before being patte ddown and offered a summons for smoking MJ in a p lot.

I was hoping you would all have some funny stories that have umm.. 'nothing' to do with you. You know... Just funny stupid stuff..

The time the jazz guys at college got high and would sit for hours waving their hands in front of their faces watching the 'trail' their hands left.

The time I ended up in the hospital because the second time I ever smoked i had this major anxiety attack due to the crazy weird high I got. I felt like I was going in and out of a dream state and that if I stayed there I would never emerge. Scary as hell.....

We were at a Firehouse X mas party (in the South Bronx)- I must have been 4 years old.
My sister- prob around 6 at the time, looks out the window, down into the alley- and shreiks with delight 'Look daddy- there's FAIRIES here!!!' Awww. She was so excited.
Turns out the twinkling sparks that crack makes looks like tinkerbell...

Can't think of anything spectacular at the moment, just funny stuff people say under the influence.

My friend's husband is really skinny and one day I told everyone that he was made of pipe cleaners and I believed it at the time. I thought I finally figured him out. Now people say it about him all the time and he is the pipe cleaner man. My friend says he cleans her pipes really good.

Back in college, a friend of mine told me that Stony Brook Hospital was intentiionally built to look like the molecular model of a virus. I totally believed it. She was tripping and I didn't know it. I was on nothing but I was still staring out the car window and thinking, 'wow it really does.' I can't pass the hospital without thinking that my friend was really right. If you went to Stony Brook, there really are all these weird things on campus, like echo chambers. It was easy for me to think that the hospital was another weird thing.

OK, I know I have funnier stories than that. Have to ask my peeps.

Pipe cleaners

A friend (read: dude that I hooked up with) was tripping on shrooms and thought that he saw a house wrapped in saran wrap. Started touching it - couldn't get over it.

It was under construction.

I like pipe cleaners better.

When I was in school, I once thought my dorm was condemned and didn't really exist - like all the rooms and common areas were figments of my imagination - that they were just concrete walls and floor and cracked and dirty and no doors.

And there were bare lightbulbs hanging from the lighting fixtures...

AND I was shackled to a big oak tree on like a 10 ft chain and had to walk around it, until the narcs got me (and I thought my co-ed fraternity were the narcs). Oh what a night (yes it was all in the same night).

boo i chickened out