Crazy McCoworker: America's Next Top Model

Ordinarily, I couldn't care less about what people are wearing, but this weekend was an affront to all things tasteful in the form of bad outfits, so I'm highly sensitive right now. And to come into this? It's just wrong, y'all.

Today's Crazy McCoworker outfit was brought to you by a former stripper and current baglady:

Slouchy, shapeless crochet sweater
Tapered khaki capris
Shiny, brown spike heels