Crazy wedding dream..warning longg

If anyone is bored and cares to read...

So, it starts by me literally running into the chapel, everyone was already in there, bms, family and all so I continue to jogg down the aisle with no warning that Im coming, no music was playing. So I get up there and go to FH why didnt they play music and he looks at me like, umm, you ran in! So then, canon in d starts to play really low and its all staticky and I'm mad. Now me and Fh realize the minister hasnt shown up yet. So there he comes, all running down the aisle! Then he gets in front of us and is like, 'ok, go, start talking'. We're like huh! Then, we say our vows and I realize in the middle that FH is not wearing a tuz, rather a regular suit and its navy!!! So, I start fighting with him. Ok, then we go down back the aisle and all of a sudden, Im holding my bms hand and we were lezbians who just got married!!! So, I look at her right before we're about to go out of the church and I say, sorry, I dont want to be gay anymore! lol. So now Im back with FH and I go outside and Im wearing a short wedding dress with high top white sneakers and socks (like in Father of the bride) and I realize I havent shaved my legs so I go into this liquor store to ask if I could borrow a paper towell and some whiskey to rub off the hair. I start rubbing and then I wake up!!!

Hly crpp, how weird, huh!

WOW and I thought my wedding dreams were crazy

I like the part where you shave your legs w/whiskey and a paper towel the most

OMG!!!! funniest sh*t ever!!!!
my fav part was how u turned gay and married ur BM's instead of the FH and then changed ur mind!!!
hilarious!

'Armani doesn't make a blue TUXADOO'

wow

OMG - WOW. I finally found someone who has as much of extremely random/weird/messed up dreams as I do!

Everytime I wake up its something weird - FH dreads me saying 'omg I had the weirdest dream last night' when I wake up b/c he knows it is going to be something totally random and off the wall!

that's some crazy dream..

HAHAHAH that dream is crazy but really funny!!! good thing its over!
i have some pretty f-ed up dreams like everynight so i know how you feel!

Omg that is the best dream I've heard in a while I love the whiskey part lol its ok though some of the dreams I've had are a little weird too

crazy!!

: thanks for sharing -- that was great!!!

That's hilarious. I've dreamed about some of those things; like the pastor not showing up or the wrong music. That is one interesting dream. Too many details on the brain.