Custom Dress Update- Bubble Time.

'Wearing Spanx under my pants, because I changed into them at work, because I didn't want to suffer the embarrassment of having the ladies at the bridal shop call 911, due to the grunts and whimpering cries I make whilst donning said Spanx. Is it me, or should putting on Spanx be an Olympic sport? All I know is, I was sweating and cursing by the time I got them up.'

I cannot even deal with that comment. Those things make you look great once they are on but it is definitely a work-out trying to get them on.

I think the dress looks beautiful, I love the bubble. Great designing skills!



and you need to stop posting about how fat and 'lunchladyesque' you are.....you look beautiful and soooo happy in these photos!!!!



there I updated....I still think you look great! Yay!!! not only are we sign twins but now we are custom dress brides too!

I never said ugly, I said 'LunchLadyesque'.

Perhaps I have not mentioned that I had a torrid affair with my junior high school head lunchlady, and she had a slamming a$$.

That's what I meant.

And thanks, everyone. And KPetekie, I really appreciate your honesty, and see what you mean about the flatness. I'm not a big dress type of person either, but I just think, proportionally speaking, big on bottom might even out the big head and boobs. But I completely hear where you're coming from!

I LOVE YOUR DRESS! You look sooo cute in it! I love the bubble and the top and I'm not lying and your everything looks fabulous!

Also, enjoyed reading your story!

OMG!!! You are hysterical!!!! You should defintiley pursue writing!!!


I love your dress!!! I can't wait to see the finished product.!!


Thanks for always giving me a great laugh

I love your dress darling!!!

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Posted by Suzanner

I never said ugly, I said 'LunchLadyesque'.

Perhaps I have not mentioned that I had a torrid affair with my junior high school head lunchlady, and she had a slamming a$$.

That's what I meant.

And thanks, everyone. And KPetekie, I really appreciate your honesty, and see what you mean about the flatness. I'm not a big dress type of person either, but I just think, proportionally speaking, big on bottom might even out the big head and boobs. But I completely hear where you're coming from!

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Well I didn't really notice that you have a big head or big boobs for that matter so its obviously doing the trick!

ok Suzanne, first off: you are the most hysterical person ive ever come across!!!!!! I cant stop laughing!!!!!!

Ok so you asked for honesty and im going togive it, when i first heard a bubble i was nervous!! i think it looks beautiful, and i def like the bubble. My only advice would be to add crystals to it or some sort of design that will be extremely memorable to the dress thatsall iwould do diff!

I swear you guys are just the nicest people ever.

I am DEFINITELY going with the bubble. When the dress is done in the final fabric, we're adding a trim under the boobal area, which will be sparkly. I'm resisting using the word 'blingy', just because it always makes me think 'Pimp Cup'. But it will be blingy. She's also adding some sparkle on the bottom of the sleeves, and buttons down the back.

I'm just getting so excited!! Holy sh1t- now it's 2 months and 13 days.

Remember I said I thought I could lose 20 lbs by the wedding? Make that 10. I don't know what I was thinking.

But seriously everyone, I just appreciate it so much. You made my day!!!!

okay this post/answer is long but so was yours so here you go. .

FIRST - Keep losing weight and keep lying. . . but I would lie in a way that benefits you - tell her you have a worm from your doctors without borders trip to vietnam and while the doctors think they will be able to save your life they are pretty sure you are going to lost 30 lbs in the next three months. .

Next - Well I would like to start with some criticism so you trust me. . I don't like the veil!! I think it is way too long for your dress, takes away from the bubble. Each pound you lost could have a pet and they could all live on that veil.

Okay - breathe ladies - I'm just kidding don't send me all the 'don't hate a sister' FMs. .

i actually like the bubble and I am not a bubble fan usually. .. I do wonder if you could keep the bubble but let it trail out in the back. . that might just look stupid too but could make the dress have added length, follow the eye away but still have that great effect of bubble, volume, in the front. ..

and you do look fabulous!!! and I love the dress.

Finally . . I do think I love you suzanner. please leave FH and marry me. .. is your FH gay at all? I think mine might be a little (he really, really likes show tunes, uses the word fabulous a little too often) maybe we can set them up and run off together. . AFTER we have our weddings though. I have a lot invested in this. .